Chocolate comb
Can-of-worms opener
One bookend
Solar-powered sunbed
Abrasive partridges
Inflatable fridge
Set of nervous door handles
Overnight tea bag
Instant coffee table
Sly trombone
Pair of cheapskates
Mobile phone booth
Underwater ashtray
13-amp bath plug
Pair of socks, identical but for the colour
Another bookend
Portable suitcase
Genetic make-up bag
Demystifying spray
Packet of party-poopers
Nasal floss (unwaxed)
Contact lens adhesive
Magnetic chopsticks
Concrete poetry mixer
Non secateurs
Not a pipe