A Short Note from Me (Part 2)

Okay, that’s enough. Now that you’ve had some time to absorb, you’re probably starting to wonder what you’d do with all that extra time you’d have if you didn’t have to sleep. Am I right?

Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend. I can tell you the answer to that question ’cause I happen to be the only person in the world who’s alive to write about it. Yes, the only person in the world (and if you don’t believe me, just watch for my name in the upcoming edition of Guinness World Records). If you didn’t have to sleep, you’d get to know the dark really well. Trust me on this one. And you’d come up with some creative ways to pass the time to keep yourself from going mental — like writing a novel or re-enacting the Defenestration of Prague. And you’d rack your brains for something amazing to do. And you’d become friends with the moon and pretty much anything and everything else that comes out at night.

At least, that’s what I’m doing.

It all started with a dead body.

My Aunt Su’s, to be specific …