Contents

Going Up, Going Down

Introduction: Don’t Grow Up – It’s a Trick

1 I Was Eight in the Eighties

2 Four Go to Ibiza

3 Just Be Good to Me: How Business Became Sexy

4 When Noel Gallagher Went to Number 10

5 Clinton’s Cigar

6 Let’s Get Digital

8 Sex: The Consequences

9 Meet You in the Gastropub

10 Never Complain, Never Explain

12 Alexander Is Dead, Long Live McQueen

14 Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels

15 Is It My Go on the iPad Now?

16 Amy Winehouse, RIP

17 Going Green, Finally

18 Will House Prices Ever Stop Going Up?

19 The Speed of Things

20 Where We Are Headed

Acknowledgements

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