Take it away.

They will say that it was my

cat that killed it,

but I cannot accept responsibility.

Call in the men on their snorting, steaming chargers,

dredge up for me the plumy-helmeted ones.

Let them stride

and puff themselves out with unacceptable opinions.

Let them mouth shrill attitudes on women and the vote.

I will scrub, bleach,

pledge to don the bustle and the corset.

But please get it out of here – this clutch in the throat,

this drenched, foul fragment of the universe’s

nether spaces, wings puckering round some intangible quote,

its eye the gelatinous pit of the albatross…

O ye lords steel-

shanked and sanctimonious, pray, take this from me.

Bring in, after all, the big boys. I can learn to live by rote.