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ADDLE-PATED – foolish, confused

ARSY-VARSY – upside down

BACK-SLANGED – made a run for it

BANBURY TALE – invention

BEDLEM – Bethlehem Hospital, home to unfortunate lunatics

BUFFLE-HEADED – fool (and there are plenty of those around Covent Garden)

CARLTON HOUSE – residence of HRH The Prince of Wales

CAST UP YOUR ACCOUNTS – nothing to do with money and everything to do with being sick

CATTLE – sometimes meaning horses (don’t ask me why)

CHATTERTON’S POEMS – brilliant forgeries by a genius who died young

CLEVELAND BAYS – breed of horses suited to carriages

CORRA LINN – wonderful waterfall in the Clyde Valley

CURRICLE – death trap – sorry, Frank’s spanking new carriage

DASHER – flashy young woman

FIRST STARE OF FASHION – to be right up to date with fashion trends

FLAT – a gullible person

IRISH ASSURANCE – proverbial quality of the Irish; bold, shameless

JOLTERHEAD – idiot

JUDGE JEFFREYS – judge famed for his merciless judgements

LIGHTSKIRT – woman of loose morals

ORIEL WINDOW – a window partly projecting from the building, similar to a bay window

MAKE A CAKE OF YOURSELF – not that I ever do this, you understand, but to make yourself look foolish

MESMER’S EXPERIMENTS – Franz Mesmer, famous for his exploits with hypnosis and channelling of animal spirits (he was barmy if you ask me)

MULE – nothing to do with donkeys a machine for spinning and winding

PATTENS – overshoes

PIECER – child-worker who fixes broken threads

RACK RENTED – forced off land by unfair rises in rent

RATTLEPATE – empty-headed fool

ROUND GOWN – simple, round-necked dress

SAVE YOUR BREATH TO COOL YOUR PORRIDGE – a phrase warning you not to waste the effort

SHIPS OF THE LINE – Royal Naval fighting ships

TACHED – thatched

TENTER – woman working in carding room

TIGER – a groom (yes, i know, ridiculous, isn’t it? why not call a groom a groom?)

TOOL – drive a carriage

A SUPPLEMENT TO DR JOHNSON’S DICTIONARY BY CAT AND JAMIE

AGLEY – astray, off course

BAGREL – a touch on the short side

BLETHERING – chattering

BRAW – fine, handsome

BRIGANER – bandit

BUMBAZED – bewildered

BUTTERY-LIPPIT – smooth-tongued

BY-START – illegitimate offspring

CANNA – can’t

CANNY – clever

CHAP – to knock

CHUCKIE – chick

CLACK – gossip, insolence

CLAMJAMPHRY – rubbish

CLASHING – idle talk, gossip

CLOOTS – clothes

COULDNA – couldn’t

DAFTIE – mad person, fool

DAIDLING – dawdling

DIDNA – didn’t

DINNA – don’t

DISTRACKIT – distracted

DOESNA – doesn’t

DOMINIE – schoolmaster

DOUCE – respectable

DOWIE – ailing

DREICH – dismal

FAITHER – father

FASHED – bothered

FLECHES – fleas

FOND – gullible

GANG – go

GHILLIE – gamekeeper

GLAIKIT – stupid

GLEG – quick

GLEG-TONGUIT – quick-tongued, glib

GOWK – fool

HAIL – healthy

HALLOCKIT – hoyden, tomboy

HEN – girl or woman

HEN-HERTIT – lily-livered

ILL-DEEDIE – wicked

ILL-LIKIT – unpopular

ISNA – isn’t

JUMMLED – jumbled

KEEK – look

KEN – know

KITTLE – fickle, unpredictable

KITTLIN – kitten

LASSOCK – little girl

MAISTER – master

MITHER – mother

MOSS – moor, bog

NAE – no

NAEBODIE – nobody

NAETHIN – nothing

NO – not

PIBROCH – bagpipe music

QUEAN – girl

RACKLESS – reckless

RAMSTAM – devil-may-care, rash

RAUCLE – stern, uncouth

REESE – flattery

REIVERS/REIVING – thieves, thieving

RICKLE – heap

SAIR-WORK – hard work

SAPSIE – weak

SASSENACH – English person

SCHOOLIE – teacher

SKELPING – beating

SKINNYMALINK – thin person

SNECKING – stealing

SNIPPIE – sharp-tongued person

SOOTHLAN – southern

THE DAY – today

THE MORN’S NICHT – tomorrow night

THE NICHT – tonight

THRAWN – stubborn, pigheaded

TON – High society, the kind of people waiters do not try to hide behind screens.

TROON SCHOOL – play truant

UNCHANCIE – risky, unlucky

UNCO – strange, odd

UNKENNIN – ignorance

WEANS – young children

WHEEST – hush!

WI’ – with

WIFIE – wife

WIN OFF – get off

WILLNA – won’t

WOULDNA – wouldn’t

WUDSCUD – wild boy or girl