11

Kish Kish

Chloe can count to five.

To five, yes.

For now that Mr. Tennyson’s plantation has been added

there are five in Alabama

that sell raw cotton to the Lehman Brothers.

She can count to five, Chloe.

She cannot count all the years of her age,

since Chloe is fourteen,

and the two Lehman brothers have bought her for 900 dollars:

their first slave.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Well done Chloe!

Until recently

before the yellow fever took one of them

there were four suppliers:

the Smith & Gowcer plantation

where Roundhead Deggoo works,

Oliver Carlington’s small plantation

just outside Montgomery,

Bexter & Sally’s with two hundred Caribbean slaves

and the so-called Mexican plantation

because the owner is old Reginald Robbinson

aged eighty-one

who never goes down to the plantation

and gets his three trusty Mexicans to do it all,

from choosing the slaves to selling the cotton.

Five plantations.

Just under four hundred wagons of raw cotton

to buy and resell.

Two hundred wagons are taken

by Teddy Perfecthands Wilkinson

and the rest go to two factories in Atlanta

and on the coast, at Charleston:

found

by Rab Kassowitz’s nephew from New York.

Fixed profit for the Lehman Brothers

is twelve dollars a wagon.

It seemed a lot at first.

In fact, all in all, it’s very little.

Because transporting raw cotton

from Alabama to the North

costs.

The horses cost, the wagons cost

the porters and unloaders cost

even if Roundhead Deggoo, by arrangement

sometimes gets help from the slaves

at the Smith & Gowcer plantation.

But even with the slaves

twelve dollars per wagon is a pittance

a trifle

and the costs are high

too high

it’s not worth it

for twelve dollars

it’s not worth it

calculations at the ready

for twelve dollars

might as well give up now.

To make a profit you’d need at least twenty dollars a wagon.

At least.

And a minimum of four, five hundred wagons of raw cotton.

A minimum.

Which means twice the number of plantations.

Twice.

And so: if all ten of the largest plantations in Alabama

were persuaded to sell cotton now and then to the Lehmans

business

yes

it would begin

—for sure—

to be worthwhile.

Of the two remaining brothers

Emanuel Lehman is more certain.

He, Emanuel, wants to go ahead

like every self-respecting arm

figures on paper aren’t enough, he wants action.

After all, sure, isn’t it easy enough?

Just go to the cotton owners

and explain that the game is worth it for them too:

for as soon as the harvest is ready

they’ll get their money in less than a day

by selling all their raw cotton to the Lehman Brothers

who from then on

are there just for them

ready straightaway to buy it

the cotton

from them

and to pay them for it

yes sirs

everything

—a reasonable price—

but in cash.

All here.

What more do you want?

He, Emanuel, wants to go ahead:

and in fact it is he

—with his beard still long with mourning—

who went knocking on the doors of all the owners

sat on their drawing room sofas

joined them for dinner on the veranda

listened to their little girls who play the piano;

he who can’t stand music, or the piano

“How beautiful, Miss!

Your daughter is wonderful!

Do play some more!”

But these words

through clenched teeth

with gray face

and trying not to doze off during recitals

are the maximum diplomacy that he can manage:

Emanuel Lehman is no fine weaver of words

is no politician

is no smiler

his father always used to say

there, in Rimpar, Bavaria:

“you’re no Kish Kish”

which means “kiss kiss.”

And it’s true.

Without a doubt.

No arm is a Kish Kish.

Least of all Emanuel.

Who gets easily annoyed, angry

goes red in the face

terribly red

each time the masters of the house

plantation owners

fail to understand his offer

or tell him:

“I’ll think about it . . .”

“We’ll see . . .”

or even worse:

“Why exactly should I be giving cotton to you?”

and on saying this they call for their daughter

to play the piano.

All good American families in the South

have a little girl pianist.

All of them get her to play for guests,

even for those who come to talk about cotton.

The impossible ideal

utopia

mirage

would be a businessman who teaches piano.

Baruch HaShem!

The idea of trying out

the other surviving Lehman brother

isn’t even considered.

Partly because no potato understands diplomacy.

Partly because Mayer Bulbe

for some time

has had other things on his mind

since the festival of Purim

when at the table of fritters

he kissed Barbara Newgass

known as “Babette”

on the forehead

whispering in her ear—it is said—

“Babette, beautiful as the moon . . .”

which is an uncommon feat

for a vegetable of poetical bent.

Age nineteen, Babette.

A small red birthmark on her right cheek, Babette.

With luminous eyes, Babette.

Her plaits held in a cork grip, Babette.

Hair darker than the wooden counter of the shop, Babette:

the counter where Mayer

for some time

gets even his additions and subtractions wrong

—Babette—

and leaves the storehouse door open

—Babette—

and

—through distraction and for no other reason—

breaks his fast

tasting Roundhead Deggoo’s soup.

Yes: Babette, always Babette.

The parents of Babette Newgass

well know

who the Lehman brothers are.

And their nine children too.

They pass along

the main street of Montgomery

in front of the black and yellow LEHMAN BROTHERS signboard.

And yet Babette’s father

begins precisely from there

seated in an armchair

surrounded by all eight sons

in a circle behind him

—since Babette is the only daughter: mazel tov!—

like a firing squad

lined up

facing Mayer Bulbe

wearing his best suit already seen at the funeral

but with hair combed

a bunch of flowers, cold sweat

and his beard, alas, still long with mourning.

His brother Emanuel three steps behind

motionless, silent

there by force:

the family representative.

“Since you wish to introduce yourself

I’d like to know

young man

exactly what you do in that shop of yours.”

“At one time we sold fabrics

Mr. Newgass

now no longer.”

Babette and her mother

in the next room with the colored servant women

are posted

with an ear to the door and an eye to the keyhole.

“If you are no longer selling, what is the purpose of a shop?”

“Because

we do sell, we are still selling

Mr. Newgass.”

“Selling what?”

“We sell cotton

Mr. Newgass.”

“And cotton is not fabric?”

“No not yet . . . not when we sell it

Mr. Newgass.”

“And if it’s not fabric then who buys it?”

“Those who will turn it into fabric

Mr. Newgass.

We’re in the middle, in fact.

We’re right in the middle

Mr. Newgass.”

“What sort of job is that

being in the middle?”

“It’s an occupation that doesn’t yet exist

Mr. Newgass:

we’re the ones who are starting it.”

“Baruch HaShem!

No one lives from an occupation that doesn’t exist!”

“We do, Lehman Brothers do.

Our occupation is . . .”

“Come on: what is it?”

“It’s a word invented:

we’re . . . middlemen, there, yes.”

“Ah! And why should I give my daughter to a

‘middleman’?”

“Because we’re making money

Mr. Newgass!

Or rather: we will be making money

I swear: trust me.”

And on this “trust me”

Mayer Bulbe gives

such a wondrous smile

so certain

so sure

so credible

that Mr. Newgass and his eight sons

in fact

relent

indeed more:

they trust

and, through trusting,

they entrust to a potato

their only daughter and only sister

who bursts merrily through the door.

But most surprised at this triumph

is Emanuel Lehman.

The truth is that since the time when Henry

no longer sits

on the ledge of the open window,

with his legs drawn together

and an arm up at the back of his neck.

Emanuel has always felt—up to now—

as though he were alone, entirely alone,

and not with a brother

but with a vegetable.

For this reason

he now stares in surprise

with true admiration

he watches him

pay his respects to the lady of the house

he hears him laugh, relax, joke

and even

most courteously

kiss—Kish Kish Kish Kish . . .—

in a way that for him, a good arm, there is no way:

he doesn’t know how.

Next morning

First day of official engagement

—720 days left to the wedding—

Mayer Lehman

—once called Bulbe, now Kish Kish

is formally recruited:

on behalf of the Lehman brothers

he will be responsible

for business dealings and relationships

knocking on the doors of all owners

with his fine funeral suit

going to all plantations

sitting on drawing room sofas

eating dinners on the veranda

listening to little girls who play the piano . . .

which won’t be too hard, since Babette

süsser Babette—

plays the piano too

and teaches the piano

like no one else.

In March 1857

94th day of official engagement

—627 left to the wedding—

thanks to Mayer Kish Kish

to Babette and to Chopin

the plantations that sell cotton to Lehman

increase from five to seven.

September 1857

274th day of official engagement

—447 left to the wedding—

thanks to Mayer Kish Kish

to Babette and to Schubert

the plantations that sell cotton to Lehman

increase from seven to ten.

January 1858

394th day of official engagement

—327 left to the wedding—

thanks to Mayer Kish Kish

to Babette and to Beethoven

the plantations that sell cotton to Lehman

increase from ten to fifteen.

June 1858

544th day of official engagement

—177 left to the wedding—

thanks to Mayer Kish Kish

to Babette and to Mozart

the plantations that sell cotton to Lehman

increase from fifteen to eighteen.

December 1858

720th day of official engagement

—one day left to the wedding—

thanks to Mayer Kish Kish

to Babette and to Johann Sebastian Bach

the plantations that sell cotton to Lehman

increase from eighteen to twenty-four.

“Mazel tov!”

Twenty-four suppliers of raw cotton.

From Alabama to the edge of Florida.

From Alabama to South Carolina.

From Alabama to New Orleans.

Plantations, plantations, plantations:

on which slaves work night and day

whose raw cotton

sooner or later

is purchased by the Lehman brothers

2500 wagons of raw cotton a year.

earning 50,000 dollars

which pass through a small room in Montgomery

with a handle that in remembrance of Henry will always stick.

Buy and resell.

Buy and resell.

Buy and resell.

Buy and resell.

Between the two things

right in the middle

as “middlemen”

are the Lehman Brothers.

CLOSED TODAY FOR WEDDING

is written on the card fixed to the door.

And Emanuel Lehman

as a wedding present

has a beautiful

grand piano

delivered

from New Orleans.