18

Tsvantsinger

Yehuda ben Tema

in the Ethics of the Fathers

says:

seventy years for taking stock

eighty for enjoying the landscape.

Mayer Lehman and his brother

are getting on for seventy

but this taking stock

they haven’t yet managed.

Perhaps they have thought of everything

apart from finding themselves

gray haired

handling sheets of paper

on which everything is a calculation.

Now they have more or less understood

that it works like this:

Lehmans decide on what to invest

but rather than put money into it

they get other folk to do so

in the form of a loan:

you hire me your money

I’ll pay you back

“in x time, with interest.”

But meanwhile

I’ll use your money:

I’ll give out loans

and I’ll gain on the interest.

Loans to industrialists

loans to builders

loans to whoever produces

loans to whoever

sooner or later

brings in capital.

A fine game, for sure.

But this is new, smart economics

very smart

—perhaps too smart—

for two brothers

born over there in Germany

in Rimpar, Bavaria,

where gold was livestock

and they had to hope the cattle didn’t die.

But above all

—incredible to say—

the real problem

for Emanuel and Mayer

is that

drinking a glass of water is one thing

but drinking the whole ocean is quite another.

And this ocean is money.

Profits, yes, revenue.

For

the truth is

that Lehman Brothers

is earning incredibly well.

Money is coming in.

A lot of money is coming in.

Too much is coming in, maybe.

And if we end up inundated?

Neither Emanuel nor Mayer

have forgotten that twenty note

which a thousand years ago

down there in Germany

in Rimpar, Bavaria,

was framed

like a picture

hung on the wall:

the first tsvantsinger

earned

by Lehmann senior

with cattle.

And next to the picture

there was another

with the hundredth tsvantsinger

and another

with the thousandth

and then

enough

for “a thousand tsvantsingers

are a fortune my sons

and Baruch HaShem! if one day

you put together that much.”

Neither Emanuel nor Mayer

can avoid thinking

—even if they don’t say it—

that 10,000 tsvantsingers

come into Lehman Brothers

each day

and you would need

an infinity

of picture frames

of tsvantsingers

which

all put together in a line

would form a bridge

from New York

to Bavaria.

Money like rivers.

And more.

It seems now like a vortex

in which millions of dollars

come in through the door

and leave through the windows.

Mayer and Emanuel

no longer understand:

what

exactly

are we making money on?

It’s useless talking to Philip:

the bank for him

is a railroad station

through which you pass just to move on

never stopping.

“Dear Uncle sir, dear Father sir,

is it not the same for our capital?

We must not hold on to it

but invest it:

the money comes into the bank

and as soon as it comes in

it must go straight out again.”

As for the silent nephew

he simply watches.

It would be a waste of time

asking him to explain,

it would mean

searching for an answer

among the smoke rings of his Cuban cigar.

And if we tried with Sigmund?

Emanuel and Mayer

are sitting in front of his desk.

Time enough to see

that 120 rules are framed

over the safe

between the candelabra.

“Sigmund, we’d like to understand more clearly:

don’t you think

our bank is too exposed?

We’re investing in markets of every kind

we can hardly remember their names.

If you could enlighten us

about what the bank is at this moment.

In other words

about what we are.”

Sigmund lets them speak

without looking up from the accounts

since time is money

and not to be wasted.

Only now does he remove his glasses

and look at them

for a long long time

stroking the skin of his hands.

“I will tell you: the world is not an enchanted wood.

And words are nothing but air.

You ask me to explain more clearly?

Too many questions just make noise.

You ask me who we are?

Sentiment has no place in banking!

I’d like to ask you something myself

if I may.

I will also be tough,

but those who sow affection are ripe for ransom.

Therefore I have something to tell you.

Both of my cousins think it,

even if neither of them

for different reasons

say what they think in so many words.

Stupid: the meek walk hand in hand with fools.

So be it: I speak for the common good.

And then again, evil may well be bad, but it’s useful.

Excellent: in these offices, in these rooms,

in case you haven’t noticed

we have work to do

the winner is the one who gets there first.

This is what we are required to do: produce.

This we have to do.

For he who waits is lost,

and what you put off is never done.

Therefore

rather than asking me what a bank is

concentrate rather more

on the notion of old age.

Always call things by their true name!

And now, if you’ll allow me, I have a meeting.”

It is well-known

that rabbits

—when they want to be—

are more ferocious than jaguars

in devouring their prey.

Having first excluded

any negative inference

from their reaction of surprise,

two unyieldingly constructive thoughts

crossed the minds

of the two elderly bankers.

The first

was that the Academy of Cynicism

opened to Sigmund by family decree

had produced

a star graduate.

The second

was that Mr. Bad Rabbit

had probably

seen things correctly:

it wasn’t to the bank that they had to turn

but to their own hearts

or failing this

at most

to some kind

of spiritual authority.

And so

they sought out

Rabbi Strauss

who seemed much familiar

with the notion of old age

having now more teeth in his mouth than hairs on his head.

“Dear Emanuel and Mayer,

in order to answer you I would like to reflect

on the meaning of the word age.

What is age if not a place of life

the same as its surroundings,

a territory in which we live?

Every age is a town, a village,

or—if you prefer—a nation

which each of us

must journey through.

And just as every place in the world

has its own climate, its own language

and its own landscape,

the same is true about getting old:

I believe it is like living in a foreign land,

where the rules of the previous countries

are simply

no longer valid.

And as always happens in a foreign land

you have to learn a new language

to call the sun the sun

and the moon the moon:

only then will you discover

that the sun is the sun over the whole Earth

even in a land of exile

and the only thing that changes

is the name given to it.

In other words

the ages of man are like countries:

all is forbidding so long as you’re a foreigner

and all becomes congenial

when at last

you become a citizen.”

And so be it.

But what does this mean?

Emanuel and Mayer

suddenly

understand

when they bring Elijah Baumann

building constructor

to the notice of the bank.

The two Lehman brothers met him

because there might

“in our view”

be a worthwhile investment.

Mayer thought much about it.

And Emanuel thought about it too.

The same thought, the same intuition:

American industry is growing

therefore more factories

therefore more workers

therefore more immigrants

therefore . . . where will they go to live?

Housing has to be doubled.

To build as much as possible

To create whole new suburbs.

Safe investment: bricks, mortar.

Return guaranteed, short-term deadlines.

Crystalline reasoning:

that Philip himself might have made.

Invest in housing for the workers.

Perfect.

Invest in Elijah Baumann: building constructor.

“I don’t know what you think:

we think it has a great prospect. True, Mayer?”

“Absolutely, Emanuel.

And he’s a very decent fellow.”

Yes.

When Emanuel and Mayer

stop talking

there’s a long silence

from everyone.

Dreidel coughs:

he is struggling

with his third cigar.

Silence.

Sigmund removes his glasses

polishes the lenses

puts them back on.

Silence.

Philip sits at the head of the table

almost a dark shadow

against the light that enters from behind

in the room all glass and mirrors

on the second floor of Liberty Street.

Silence.

Dreidel curls his beard.

Silence.

Sigmund pours himself a drink.

Silence.

Philip smiles.

Silence.

Dreidel crosses his legs.

Silence.

Sigmund straightens his tie.

Silence.

Philip folds a sheet of paper.

Silence.

Dreidel tugs at his collar.

Silence.

Sigmund blows his nose.

Silence.

Philip stands:

“Dear Father sir, dear Uncle sir,

for our part there’s the maximum respect

for this initiative of yours

and in the name of everyone

I express my gratitude to you for this contribution.

Am I right, Sigmund?”

Sigmund clears his throat

and contemplating the chandelier:

“Only partially, Philip,

for, you see, it just so happens

that the world is not an enchanted wood

and sentiment has no place in banking.

And since for every benefit there’s a cost,

remember that one must always calculate first.

Watch the path and you won’t slip

and the bill to be paid will always arrive.

So, let us always call things by their true name:

he who deceives himself pays the price.

Well. Building houses? Please!

Do we want to make friends of our enemies?

Do we want to take a step backward?

He who drops by a foot, sinks by a mile.

Homes for workers?

And the benefit? That which reaps no reward wreaks damage.

Without bearing in mind

that our involvement in the building realm

would be something entirely new

unexpected

inconsistent

wrong

disastrous

damaging

and moreover outweighed by the facts:

before investing in homes for Hispanics

do we want to ask where this country is going?

Risk! Risk! It’s better to risk than to regret.

Contentment, I say, means humiliation,

and those who play safe get nowhere,

and so I’m sorry: my answer is never!

What counts, gentlemen, is courage!

and since the past is now gone,

we may have given America its railroads

but now it’s not enough:

having joined the two coasts of the United States

why don’t we aim to join continents?

Pride is the best protection!

Ambition is a virtue!

The idea in short is this:

we establish a consortium of financiers:

twenty, thirty, fifty banks

and we ask the State of Panama

for a hundred-year lease

on a fifty-mile strip of land

between the Pacific and the Caribbean Gulf.

At that point we’ll cut the continent in half

from side to side

from ocean to ocean

we’ll build a canal that doesn’t yet exist

and the whole of the world’s commerce

will have to choose whether to pay us to go through it

or sail for days and days

around Cape Horn.

Am I wrong?

That’s where tomorrow’s money is!

Willpower is the only weapon!

You say no? Out of fear? Ah!

Fear is a waste of time!

Fear is energy thrown away

yes: fear is an end in itself.

Fear, gentlemen, is a dead loss.

I have finished. Or rather, no:

we are Lehman Brothers

and it is written in capital letters.”

After which Sigmund stands up

bright red with rage

and, as he leaves, almost demolishes the door.

Silence.

Dreidel puffs out smoke.

Silence.

Philip strokes his nose

with the tips of all his fingers:

“Dear Father sir, dear Uncle sir,

if you think fit

you can however tell Mr. Baumann

to present a written request:

we will consider it

with the attention it deserves.”

Emanuel nods.

Mayer too.

But from that day on

the two old men

were no longer seen

in that second-floor room

all glass and mirrors

at Liberty Street.