25

Model T

Yehuda ben Tema

in the Ethics of the Fathers

says:

fifty years to be prudent

sixty to be wise.

Philip Lehman

is not sure whether wisdom has anything to do with dreams

but the fact is

that at night he dreams.

And he always dreams the same thing.

It starts like a game.

In the garden of an old house

there is Philip and his father, Emanuel.

The sun is dazzling.

It’s the festival of Sukkot:

the hut

will have to be finished by this evening

with its roof of willow branches

and leaves and festoons.

This is what they did each year

at one time,

just as it was done over there in Germany

in Rimpar, Bavaria.

The sun is dazzling.

Emanuel has already built

the whole hut:

now the roof has to be decorated.

“It’s your turn, my son:

make this sukka

into the finest sukka you can

and I’ll watch you.”

Philip steps forward.

The sun is dazzling.

He climbs a ladder:

puts sprays of ivy

on the roof

—“Well done Philip!”

and palm leaves

—“Well done Philip!”

and branches

—“Well done Philip!”

and fruit

—“Well done Philip!”

and garlands

—“Well done Philip!”

but then his brothers and sisters

arrive in the garden

“We’ll make the roof even finer, Philip!”

and they bring

other shoots

—“More, Philip!”

other leaves

—“More, Philip!”

other branches

—“More, Philip!”

other garlands

—“More, Philip!”

but then Jews from the district

arrive in the garden, a crowd

and they also have leaves

branches

whole trees

and the roof of the sukka becomes enormous

becomes gigantic

—“It’s all going to collapse, Philip!”

but then the whole of America

—whites, blacks, Italians—

arrive in the garden

carrying stones, sticks, logs

—“It’s all going to collapse, Philip!”

—“It’s all going to collapse, Philip!”

—“It’s all going to collapse, Philip!”

—“It’s all going to collapse, Philip!”

Ever since his wife, Carrie,

has been sleeping in another room for peace and quiet

there is no one

to hold his hand

when Philip falls

plummets

down

under the sukka

knocked over

cut to pieces

by the gigantic collapse.

A secret.

Not to tell anyone.

Not even to write down in his diary

because block capitals

don’t work with dreams

and the dwarf’s hands have thirty fingers.

And then what do you do?

How can you go ’round saying

that the genius of Lehman Brothers

wakes up terrified

instead of sleeping soundly

now that everyone

but everyone

in the United States

has been caught up

in the fashion for the stock market?

Wall Street

is jubilant

always on the up.

Always a + sign

in front of that index

invented by

Charles Dow and Mr. Jones

putting together

the performances

of the top thirty industries

in America.

Always a + sign

for the Dow Jones Index.

And how could it be otherwise?

Everyone in America

but everyone

is investing

in bonds and shares:

“I’ll buy 200 International Steam shares!”

“I want 300 for General Electric!”

“400 for Gimbel Brothers!”

because

who doesn’t want to get rich

buying shares

for industries with the wind in their sails

that triple their profits

in two three years

and so:

“Americans, buy today:

you’ll have a capital tomorrow!”

to the point where

even the Temple shammes

the old man who lights and snuffs out the candles

brother of the tightrope walker

turned up

one morning at the counter:

“I’ve a load of money and want to make an investment.

Call one of your bosses for me.”

Exactly.

Let’s stop there, at these words

and this old man with greasy hair

who demands to see one of the bosses.

Since along the path in life

there are always many junctions

(and the life of a bank is no different)

the old shammes

so anxious to invest

finds himself without knowing it

with three extreme possibilities.

The first is to find himself before a wall of smoke.

The second, more reassuring, is to come up against Philip Lehman.

And in this case, the conversation would go like this:

Baruch HaShem Mr. Lehman!

I have 10,000 dollars in my old bag

but I want them to be turned into at least 20,000:

they tell me that you multiply money.

And so: what can I invest in?”

“Dear Mr. Paprinski:

there are hundreds of shares

that will double their profits in a few years.

Do not ask the question

how they invest your money:

it’s a question with little meaning.

Not even we are in a position to tell you that!

Let us say, for example, that you have a piece of land:

you go to a good farmer

and you tell him to cultivate it, to produce a good crop. Yes?

At that point, what does the farmer do?

He takes a spade and a rake

and plants a little of everything:

fruit trees, vegetables, salad.

After which—a year later—

he comes and hands you a fine amount of money.

Why do you want to know whether that money

comes from apples, from tomatoes, or from carrots?

It’s enough for you to say ‘my field has made money’!

The same is true of your savings:

give all your cash to Lehman Brothers

and we’ll invest it

in everything that earns money.”

This is what Philip would tell him.

And it is highly likely

that after this fable about agriculture and banking

the good shammes would hand over

the whole of his 10,000 dollars

to be invested in shares.

But now

let’s take one step back.

And let’s imagine that the shammes

doesn’t meet Golden Philip

but the third head of the bank

the recent replacement

for a rabbit who has fled for the open sea:

“Baruch HaShem, Mr. Lehman!

I have 10,000 dollars in my old bag

but I want them to be turned into at least 20,000:

they tell me that you multiply money.

And so: what can I invest in?”

“Yours is a complex question, Mr. Paprinski.

For the problem here lies deep down

and the question becomes political:

I could tell you indeed to give us your money

so that we invest it for you in the stock market . . .

But it just so happens that Wall Street

creates strange mirages at times. Dangerous.

I remember that years ago, I was a young boy,

my mother, Babette—good soul!—decided to move some furniture

from her bedroom to the floor below.

As it was heavy,

she called in a couple of laborers

two brothers with broad shoulders,

Kildare was their name: I remember them well.

Toby and Johnny Kildare.

Well: they heaved the furniture onto their backs

and went downstairs a step at a time

without wavering, you understand? A real marvel.

They were so good

that my mother had them carry down

a six-foot pendulum clock as well

and then a table, and then a sofa

and the statue of Juno

and the one of Mercury:

the Kildare brothers would have shifted the world.

It was no problem for them:

they knew they had strong backs.

Maybe they were too sure of themselves

and this was the trouble:

when my mother showed them

a grand piano

which came—just think—from Alabama,

the Kildares didn’t say no,

but halfway down the stairs . . .

Have you ever seen a piano fly?

It’s quite an experience

not easy to forget, Mr. Paprinski.

And even the shoulders of Wall Street

however sturdy they might be

are not of marble, nor do they last forever . . .

I advise you to take care of your dollars,

put them safely into a savings account

you can have them back at any time

just as they are

and without the minimum of risk.”

“But in this way I won’t double them.”

“Of course not. But you know what the point is?

If my mother

hadn’t wanted to shift her piano

she could have played it until she was seventy.”

This is why

rather than jumping for joy

Philip Lehman

tormented by nightmares

now

sleeps in an armchair

with a heavy feeling

of being alone:

the real problem deep down

is that Herbert is rowing against the tide

and the question is becoming . . .

Oh dear, politics.

Herbert’s sacrifice to his ideals

has driven him to the point

that he and Edith have adopted a son.

His name is Peter.

And in all likelihood he comes from humble stock.

Philip hates politics

wholeheartedly.

Because that mass of people who decide with a vote

seem to him so inept.

They should at least pay to vote:

a dollar for each ballot paper.

Even a cent.

But totally free . . .

It’s unthinkable.

Philip Lehman

also has these thoughts

during his long nights of insomnia,

made even more disturbing

ever since the roof of the sukka

in his nightmare

is no longer covered with branches and leaves

but with canvases, paintings, watercolors, portraits:

they are being unloaded from a ship

each artwork under the arm of a jockey

in the saddle of his horse

and directing operations

it’s him, his son, Bobbie.

Ever since he graduated from Yale

with top grades

the boy

has been traveling the world

cultivating a passion for art collecting.

And so

each month

a letter from Europe

arrives on Philip’s desk

in which the boy informs him:

“I’m about to buy a Rubens:

if only you knew how beautiful it is, Dad!

With your taste for art

you cannot possibly say no.

Shall I get it? Send money, Dad!”

And the same for Monet.

“Send money, Dad!”

And the same for Goya.

“Send money, Dad!”

And the same for Velázquez.

“Send money, Dad!”

And the same for Bramante.

“Send money, Dad!”

And the same for Rubens.

“Send money, Dad!”

And the same for Canaletto.

And so it’s no surprise

if now in the dream

Bobbie is shouting to his jockeys:

“Put the pictures on the roof, guys!”

and it seems he can’t hear his father’s voice

shouting at him

“Stop, Bobbie! What are you doing?

Can’t you see it’s all about to collapse?”

“I’ve bought a Rubens:

look how beautiful, Dad!

Haul it onto the roof, guys!”

“Stop, Bobbie!”

“This is a Rembrandt

I bought it from a gallery:

heave, heave, onto the roof!”

“Stop, Bobbie!”

“Voilà: Monet! Hup: onto the roof!”

“Stop, Bobbie!”

“Voilà: Velázquez! Hup: onto the roof!”

“Stop, Bobbie!”

“Voilà: Cézanne! Hup: onto the roof!”

“Stop, Bobbie!”

“Voilà: Degas! Hup: onto the roof!”

“Bobbie!”

“Bramante!”

“Bobbie!”

“Perugino!”

“Bobbie!”

“Canaletto!”

“Bobbie!”

“Renoir!”

“Bobbie!”

“Pontormo!”

And having finished with painters

he starts on sculpture

full on.

What can a poor man do

to get to sleep

persecuted

by a sadistic son

who mistakes the roof of a hut

for the Louvre?

This nocturnal Sukkot

with its horses and art collection

has become more efficient

than an assembly line.

Well yes.

For among other things

it just so happens

that one fine day

Philip Lehman

felt the need

to do what his father once did:

to physically touch

go and see

understand

—for himself—

what

those wondrous

amazing

American industries

the envy of the whole world

really are.

Highland Park Plant.

Mr. Philip Lehman

has an appointment

at 10:00 a.m.

with Mr. Henry Ford.

And who cares

if he’s an anti-Semite:

we’re bankers, not rabbis.

The new Ford Model T

will be assembled

before his eyes

in exactly

ninety-three minutes.

Watch in hand

Henry Ford is about to kick off.

Conveyor belt.

Workers ready.

Each one in place.

Each one equipped.

Ready?

Steady?

Go!

four-cylinder engine

93-92-91-90

rear drive

89-88-87-86-85

engine transmission with bearings

84-83-82-81-80

side valves

79-78-77-76-75

two-speed gear-change

74-73-72-71-70

reverse gear

69-68-67-66-65

cooling system

64-63-62-61-60

thermosiphon radiator

59-58-57-56-55

steel chassis

54-53-52-51-50

single leaf spring

49-48-47-46-45

ammeter

44-43-42-41-40

starting handle

39-38-37-36-35

drum brakes

34-33-32-31-30

pedal control

29-28-27-26-25

flywheel magneto

24-23-22-21-20

petroleum carburetor

19-18-17

fuel tank under the seat

16-15

upholstered seats

14-13

velvet trimming

12-11

matte black body, the same for all,

10-9

single dynamo for headlamps

8-7

tempered steel wheels

6-5

wooden spokes, as for carriages

4

brass fittings

3

Ford nameplate back and front

2

horn

1

ready

for sale

will do fifty miles

on one gallon of gasoline.

Philip Lehman

is speechless.

He turns to look at Henry Ford

smiling with pride.

He looks at the faces

of the workers

each in their place

ready to send off

in ninety-three minutes

another Model T.

The fact is:

from that day on

ever since that visit to Henry Ford

an enormous

highly efficient

assembly line

now appears

in Philip Lehman’s dream:

his son’s artworks

are no longer brought in by jockeys

but on a conveyor belt

sorted by Ford workers.

As far as the eye could see.

And the Sukkot hut

under siege

collapses

each night

in ninety-three seconds.