DIRTY DIANA

There are oh-so-many things a woman can do with the business

end of a diamond. Cut a man’s throat and the blood rinses away

easily. Slice an eerie, convincing grin into the back of your head.

Gut a rival. Snip an emergency hem to release the utter glamour

of knobbed knees. Magically turn Tuesday’s wig into Saturday’s.

The secret is to never stop crooning, to inject your roundabout lyric

with air, a little violence, frosted water. Warble like you were born

with the engine of switched hips, like your breasts suddenly swing

beyond your absence of breasts. Ms. Ross, you will be underestimated.

Just make sure they never find out how you killed Florence, slyly

slipping just the slightest hesitation into her fat heart, introducing

the suggestion that it explode. Fling glitter at their faces and cup

a diamond in your palm. Shimmy your history into a sequined

sheath, where no one will ever find it. Disguise it as sin, as sway.