While travelling in high country in Victoria, I passed a sign saying “Grumpy and Ange.” The owners of the plot had their names on the gate—a common thing in rural Australia. I imagined the lives of these two—another Grumpy and Ange—not the real ones, but who they might be.
not rus in urbe but suburbia in rure
A mountainside of eucalypts,
Survivors, successors, of fires,
Clinging impossibly sometimes
To the thin soil of rocky places,
Roots in the interstices of rocks,
Reaching, probing, into a sky
That is high and dizzy;
And all about there is a dryness
Redolent of parsimonious rain,
Of storms that blow and threaten
But come to nothing much,
And yet, in this dry landscape
There is a majesty, an iron-bound
Dignity, an emptiness,
A chorus of echoes, the lonely score
Of a wide continent, its past
Destroyed by implacable nature
As often as it recreates itself;
But then, suddenly, prosaic human settlement
Intrudes on this sparse purity,
As here, unexpectedly, a sign
Announces the home of Grumpy and Ange:
Grumpy, he who ran a hardware store,
For years uncounted, who complained
About his customers and found fault
With politicians, priests, and policemen,
Wrote letters to the press
About this and that, was never satisfied
With the response, was grumpy;
But Ange—oh, Ange, now there’s one
Who never found fault, helped others,
Sympathised, baked lamington cakes
For good causes, helped grounded birds
Recover flight, made others better;
A true angel, Ange, and were real angels
To pause in flight across these skies,
Were to look down and notice Ange,
Would see her as one of their own, elect;
Would not see him, with his gaze
On the things that are unsatisfactory;
These heavenly beings would wave to Ange
And then pass on, into the clouds,
Into the white unlimited sky
And the silences that infuse the sky.