CONTENTS
DEDICATION
AN EDUCATION
HUMBLE CELEBRITY ME
MARTY WITH PARENTS
INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH IRVING COHEN
MARTY WITHOUT PARENTS
IN WHICH I FIND JESUS
NANCY’S BOY
INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH ED GRIMLEY
THE NINE CATEGORIES
INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH JACKIE ROGERS JR.
WORKPLACE NIRVANA AT SCTV
INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH LAWRENCE ORBACH
FAST TIMES AT 30 ROCK
EIGHTIES-HOT
MARTY THROWS A PARTY JUST TO SING
INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH FRANCK
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, PUT ON A FAT SUIT AND SQUASH THEM BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH JIMINY GLICK
LOVE, LOSS, AND BUMPKISS
KATHIE LEE WASN’T WRONG
SEPTEMBER OF MY YEARS—BUT AN UNUSUALLY TEMPERATE SEPTEMBER
PHOTO SECTION
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
CREDITS
COPYRIGHT
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