CONTENTS

DEDICATION

AN EDUCATION

HUMBLE CELEBRITY ME

MARTY WITH PARENTS

INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH IRVING COHEN

MARTY WITHOUT PARENTS

IN WHICH I FIND JESUS

NANCY’S BOY

INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH ED GRIMLEY

THE NINE CATEGORIES

INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH JACKIE ROGERS JR.

WORKPLACE NIRVANA AT SCTV

INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH LAWRENCE ORBACH

FAST TIMES AT 30 ROCK

EIGHTIES-HOT

MARTY THROWS A PARTY JUST TO SING

INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH FRANCK

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, PUT ON A FAT SUIT AND SQUASH THEM BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

INTERLUDE: A MOMENT WITH JIMINY GLICK

LOVE, LOSS, AND BUMPKISS

KATHIE LEE WASN’T WRONG

SEPTEMBER OF MY YEARS—BUT AN UNUSUALLY TEMPERATE SEPTEMBER

PHOTO SECTION

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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CREDITS

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