Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Author’s Warning
Chapter 1 - CHRISTMAS CREEPS
Chapter 2 - THE LOCAL GIRLS HAVE A WAY ABOUT THEM
Chapter 3 - HOSED FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Chapter 4 - HAVE YOURSELF A NASTY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
Chapter 5 - THE SEASON FOR MAKING NEW FRIENDS
Chapter 6 - BE OF GOOD CHEER; THEY MIGHT HAVE PUT A TREE UP YOUR BUM
Chapter 7 - MORNING IS BROKEN
Chapter 8 - HOLIDAY HEARTBREAK
Chapter 9 - THE LOCAL GUYS, THEY HAVE THEIR MOMENTS
Chapter 10 - LOVE, KICKED TO THE CURB
Chapter 11 - A SLUG TRAIL OF GOOD CHEER
Chapter 12 - THE STUPIDEST ANGEL’S CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
For Luck, There Is No Chapter 13 - JUST THIS CHRISTMAS PHOTO ALBUM
Chapter 14 - THE CAMARADERIE OF THE LONESOME CHRISTMAS
Chapter 15 - A MOMENTARY FLASH OF MOLLY
Chapter 16 - SO…
Chapter 17 - HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD…
Chapter 18 - YOUR PUNY WORM GOD WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST MY SUPERIOR CHRISTMAS KUNG FU
Chapter 19 - UP ON THE ROOFTOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK
Chapter 20 - WINGING IT
Chapter 21 - AVENGING ANGEL
Chapter 22 - A PERFECT LONESOME CHRISTMAS
AND BEFORE WE KNEW IT, CHRISTMAS HAD ROLLED AROUND AGAIN
An Excerpt from Sacré Bleu
Chapter One - Wheat Field With Crows
Chapter Two - The Women, They Come and Go
Chapter Three - The Wrestling Dogs of Montmartre, Paris
Author’s Note
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Also by Christopher Moore
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher