This book (my life) would not have been possible without the love and support of the following people:
Dad, Mabinty Jones, Genevieve Larson, Roman Di Fiore, Robert, Donna Valeo and Gina, Jackson Whatever, Lara Schoenhals, Tanner Cohen, and David Oliver Cohen.
And now I’d like to take a moment to mention all the people who should thank me for writing this book:
Butch Schoenhals, Linda Schoenhals, Jake Schoenhals, Kurt Schoenhals, Sara Schoenhals, Jennie Hunnewell, Chandler Hunnewell, Marcia Cohen, Stewart Cohen, Jessica Lindsey, Natalie Stevenson, Luce Amelia Stevenson-Cohen, Cristiana Andrews Cohen, Penelope Ziggy Cohen, Liz Newman, Frank Newman, Tristan Andrews, Byrd Leavell (a super-hot dad and the best agent a girl could ask for), Jill Schwartzman (my fearless editor), Samantha O’Brien, and the entire Hyperion team, Howie Sanders, Larry Salz, Jason Richman, Amanda Burnett, Wyatt Hough, Jenna Griffin, Carey Waggoner, Colette Kennedy, Eva Amurri, Rachel Schubert, Susan Sarandon, Audrey Adams, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan O’Connell, Olivia Wolfe, Celine Rixey, Megan Fulton, Chris Macho, Christine Ronan, Amanda Bynes, Emma Roberts, Steve Jobs, Princesca, Gizmo, Babe, Catcher, Oscar, Moose, Big Pudy, Little Pudy, Milo, Pepper, Tiger, Socks, Pudy, Nancy, Neko, Toby, Sophie, Biscuit, Rockwell, Panda, Martha, Orangie, Emily, Red Sox, Little Kitty, Tabby, Butch Jr., Madison, Little Black Princess, Wolf Girl, Dirty Nose, Whiskers, Cleopatra, Sophie, Maxwell George, Maggi, Samba.