Alien Slime Is Fun
The next day, we took the bottle to Nate Farkles for analysis.
“Thanks for doing this on such short notice,” I told Nate.
“No problem, boys,” said Nate. “This beats looking at dog slobber all day.”
Nate slid a sample of the slimy goop under the microscope.
“Wow!” said Nate. “This is some hair-product. It’s actually a living, growing life-form. Look at the way it absorbs and takes over these samples of hair. Plus, it cures dandruff and smells like fresh honeysuckle! What will they come up with next?”
“Hey, look at this,” said Jubal. “When I hold the bottle under this ultraviolet light, it changes from Warm Sierra Rain Wash to Warm SierraBrainWash!”
“Alien-brainwashed grannies,” I said. “We’ve got to warn the town. We’ll meet tonight at eight in the town hall. Spread the word!”
