CHAPTER 3

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gramma

After her haircut, Gramma just wasn’t the same. She just stared straight ahead, blankly, and her hair was gi-normous!

“I dunno,” said Grampa. “That new hairdresser was about as friendly as a constipated Komodo dragon.”

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Gramma’s behavior just got weirder....

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First, she tried to iron the wrinkles out of Merle’s tail.

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Then she fried some eggs with a homemade laser beam.

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In the afternoon she got on the roof and tried to call someone named Slorzog.

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Then her quilting buddies came over and they turned the backyard into a flying-saucer parking lot.