Contents

Prologue

1: Stripes and Solids

2: Orientation

3: Full-Time Intern

4: 246, 135, 10

5: Choose Your Own Adventure

6: London Doldrums

7: #REF! Me

8: The Morning Meeting

9: Staffed

10: Getting My Harvey Ball Bearings

11: Popping My F1 Key

12: Busting in Models

13: Compliance King

14: Dentist Appointments

15: [TBU]

16: Running with the Process

17: Page Eight

18: Bonus and Out

19: Capacity

20: Project Liberty

21: Sell-Side Sunrise

22: Terminal 5

23: Happy Fourth

24: Lollipop at the Roadshow

25: Back-Pocket Materials

26: Power Struggle

27: Let Us Pray

28: On Thin Ice

29: Sold

30: Thin Mints and Tagalongs

31: _vF

Shit List

End Notes