Dorian: hey tris
Tristan: Hey Dorian.
Dorian: surprised you’re still talking to me
Tristan: Shut up. Of course I’m still talking to you.
Who else is gonna put up with my nerdy nonsense?
Or watch shows with me?
Gotta keep you around
Dorian: hey
thanks for last night
Tristan: For what?
Dorian: you know . . .
listening to me
being understanding
not getting mad at some of the stuff I said
Tristan: Any time, Dor.
And I really mean that.
You can talk to me whenever you need to.
Dorian: thanks
so . . .
tonight’s boardgame night
and I kinda don’t want to go
this’ll be the first time since we moved to this place that we’ll have a stranger with us
Tristan: It’ll be fine, Dorian. I know it’s daunting. I get that you’re scared.
Dorian: I’m not scared
Tristan: Okay, nervous. Whatever.
It’ll be okay.
And I’ll be right here to talk to whenever you need.
You can say you’re going to the bathroom or something and come say hi.
Dorian: you’re telling me you’re gonna spend all night waiting for me in case I want to talk to you?
that’s stupid
Tristan: Don’t flatter yourself, I’m only here because I have nothing better to do.
Dorian: ok good
for a moment there I thought you were a really great friend
Tristan: Well, then, I’m glad I dispelled that notion.
It’ll be fun, Dor. Just try to relax and not get too stressed.
And remember, she’s as scared of you as you are of her.
Dorian: I’m not scared
and I doubt that
Tristan: What, you wouldn’t be nervous if your boyfriend invited you to hang out with his friends and his roommate hated you?
Dorian: that requires me having a boyfriend
Tristan: And it requires your boyfriend having friends.
You make a fair point.
Dorian: lol
yeah
only a loser without friends would ever date me
Tristan: I was joking!
I’m sorry . . .
Dorian: ten cents
Tristan: You can shove it up your ass.
Dorian: oh damn tris
never heard you swear before
Tristan: Shut up.
Dorian: lol
I’ve corrupted you
the devilishly handsome fiend has corrupted the sweet innocent Tristan
Tristan: Hey, who said I was sweet and innocent?!
Dorian: alright
g2g
Tristan: Have fun, Dorian!
Remember, I’ll be here if you need me.
Dorian: red alert!
tris you there?
Tristan: Yeah, what’s up?
Dorian: one hour in and I’m ready to kill her
aj just spent the past thirty minutes trying to explain colonists of cortaan to his girlfriend!!
I’ve never been more frustrated in my life
Tristan: Deep breaths, Dor.
Dorian: I know how to breathe Tristan!!
Tristan: Dorian!
Don’t get mad at me, I’m trying to help.
Dorian: fine
Tristan: Take a deep breath and focus. So what? She doesn’t know the game? She’s going to learn it and you guys are going to play. Cortaan is better with four people, anyway.
Dorian: you play?
Tristan: Yeah, everyone plays Cortaan. Well, everyone except Bambi. But it’s fine. It’s an easy game to pick up and you guys will be having fun in no time.
Just try to relax.
Dorian: maybe I’ll have a beer tonight in your honour lol
Tristan: Ahaha, sounds good.
Now go back out there and enjoy Cortaan!
Dorian: hey triiiiiiiiiisssssss
Tristan: Hey?
Oh god, are you drunk?
Dorian: looooll just a bit
Tristan: I’m sorry . . .
Dorian: TEN CENTS!!!!1!
Tristan: Ahahaha, okay.
Dorian: naaaaaaah its not your fault
we always drink on boardgame night
jus usually not this much!!!!
its cause aj and bambi and they were all smoochy and I was sick if it so I had a bit morethan usual
Tristan: Oh my god, you’re wasted.
Dorian: shhhhh
Tristan: Ahahahaha!
So does this mean I get to interrogate Drunk Dorian?
Dorian: no need to jnterrogate ill always be honest with you tris
Tristan: Ahahaha
Dorian: maaaaaaaan in so horby
Tristan: Wow, okay, talk about too much information.
Dorian: just gotta fins a guy whod actually wanna have sex eith me!
Tristan: Okay, I think it’s time for Drunk Dorian to go get some water and go to bed.
Dorian: noooooooooooo
i wanna talk to my triiiiisttaaaaaaaannnn!!!!
Tristan: Tomorrow, Dorian. We’ll talk tomorrow. I promise.
Dorian: nut I have wooork tomorrow
Tristan: Then we talk after work, you idiot.
I’m heading to bed now. You should too. Goodnight, Dorian.
Dorian: byyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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