hen Frankenstein
         prepared to dine
on ham-and-cheese on wheat, When Frankenstein
prepared to dine
on ham-and-cheese on wheat,

he found, instead,
he had no bread
(or mustard, cheese, or meat). he found, instead,
he had no bread
(or mustard, cheese, or meat).

What could he do?
He thought it through
until his brain was sore, What could he do?
He thought it through
until his brain was sore,

And thought he ought
to see what he could
borrow from next door. And thought he ought
to see what he could
borrow from next door.

His neighbors gawked
as Frankie walked
the paths up to their porches. His neighbors gawked
as Frankie walked
the paths up to their porches.

Each time he tried,
the folks inside
would chase him off with torches. Each time he tried,
the folks inside
would chase him off with torches.

“A MONSTER! EEK!”
  the people shrieked.
“Oh, make him go away!” “A MONSTER! EEK!”
  the people shrieked.
“Oh, make him go away!”

The angry hordes
unsheathed their swords,
pulled pitchforks out of hay. The angry hordes
unsheathed their swords,
pulled pitchforks out of hay.