Seeing Red

So this is how it is. The Bad-News-Baby wakes up every two hours all through the night because she needs a feed. Unfortunately, because she’s incapable of keeping her hunger to herself and suffering in silence, she makes her needs known by screaming. Very, very loudly. Then, when my alarm clock goes off and it’s time for me to get up for school, the Bad-News-Baby suddenly decides that she needs to sleep and I have to creep around the house, making sure that I don’t slam any doors or even have a shower in case she wakes up. And there’s no way I can play my violin: the Bad-News-Baby seems to sense when I even just open the case and starts screeching hysterically.

The house has been really busy with visitors, all desperate to catch a glimpse of Bad-News. Granny and Grandpa arrived the day after Alex came home from hospital and Grandpa just sat in the armchair, holding the baby in his arms as gently as if she was made of glass, and murmuring ‘Alex, lovely Alex’ over and over again. He had absolutely no idea that the baby was his great-grandchild and not actually Alex. Granny and Mum watched him and cried a bit, and Alex had a snooze on the sofa, and I just sat there wondering if this was how life was going to be from now on.

Finn has virtually moved in: he comes over every day after work and only goes home to sleep. The rest of the time he’s here, changing nappies and cuddling the baby. He’s no fun at all any more. Charlie pops in every day and all he does is stare at Bad-News as if she’s done something wonderful like achieved world peace or found a cure for the common cold. It’s very, very boring in our house.

Right now there’s a rare moment of quiet. The baby is asleep in her basket in the living room and Alex is asleep on the sofa next to her. All she ever does is sleep; I haven’t managed to have a proper conversation with her once since the baby arrived. Mum’s at the shops and there’s nobody else around. I’m not really sure what to do with myself. Whatever it is it’d better be silent because I don’t want to be responsible for waking up Bad-News. I’ve done that once and Alex was so unbelievably furious with me that I’d rather spend the day tiptoeing around than risk her getting so angry again.

I’m trying to decide between writing a new poem about imposter babies who steal all the attention and writing my Christmas present list when there’s a loud banging on the front door. I wince, hold my breath and cross my fingers at the same time, but it does no good: there’s a high-pitched screeching noise from the living room followed by the sound of Alex groaning.

‘Who on earth is making that racket?’ Alex calls towards the stairs, where I’m standing, working out if I can escape to my room.

‘I have no idea,’ I call back, ‘on account of the fact that I do not possess psychic powers.’ I whisper the last bit because Alex is always seriously grumpy when she’s just woken up.

Whoever it is, they’re very determined to get our attention. I can see their outline through the glass door and a hand, bashing the doorknocker up and down.

‘Well, answer it!’ yells Alex. ‘I’ve got to deal with the baby!’

I walk slowly down the stairs. I am so sick of being Alex’s slave. I wonder if I’ll ever have a younger person of my own to boss about. Maybe the baby could be MY slave – that’d be kind of fair, if you think about it. I open the front door, but before I can register who’s standing there they have barged past me and into the hall.

‘Hello, hello! Bet you can’t believe I’m here!’ she shouts. Oh. It’s Sara. My heart sinks; she seems completely out of place in our house. Her hair has changed colour since I last saw her – she’s got all these blonde streaks running through it – and her clothes look different too. She looks edgy and funky and confident – and she seems too big for our front hall, even though she’s actually quite small.

‘So where is she then?’ she screeches at me. ‘Lead me to her!’ I nod in the direction of the living room and Sara strides towards the door, me trailing behind her with a bad feeling.

‘Babe!’ she cries, racing up to Alex and stopping a few steps in front of her. ‘Look at you! You look super exhausted. You poor thing. At least you’re not so fat any more – although you’ve got a bit more weight to lose, hey, hon?’ She laughs. ‘Remind me to give you the name of this brilliant workout class in town. I bumped into Nadia a few weeks ago – you remember, Nadia from school? Anyway, she’s totally gorgeous now and she’s lost loads of weight and she said she’d started working out. It’d be great for you, babe – just what you need to lose that last bit of chub!’

Sara plonks herself down on the sofa and exhales loudly. Alex looks like someone’s just slapped her in the face, which I suppose they sort of have. She looks at Sara and I can tell that she’s having a whole speedy conversation with herself in her head, but after a moment of hesitating she sits down next to Sara and smiles at her.

‘Thanks for coming over,’ Alex says.

‘Oh, no worries, babe! I was home anyway for Lee’s party tonight. It’s going to be insane! I know I could have just caught up with you there, but I was at a bit of a loose end so I thought I’d pop in for a chat. So tell me everything! How’s it going with you and Charlie?’

I quietly sit down on a beanbag near Bad-News’s basket. I’m half expecting Alex to tell me to get lost, but neither of them seems to even notice I’m here. I don’t actually know why I haven’t gone up to my room; I’ve just got a feeling that Alex might need me. And I’m a bit nosy.

Alex looks down at her hands, as if she’s wondering how much to tell Sara.

‘Come on!’ says Sara. ‘Tell me all the gossip!’

‘There’s no gossip really,’ says Alex. ‘We’re not together any more, but –’

‘I KNEW it!’ screams Sara. ‘I heard a rumour, but I couldn’t be sure until I’d spoken to you! Is it someone else? Who did he go off with? I knew you wouldn’t keep him long – no offence!’

‘It’s nothing like that,’ says Alex quickly. ‘We just decided it’d be better if we didn’t commit to something that didn’t feel right. We’re still friends. He still comes over to see her.’

Sara reaches across the sofa and pulls Alex into a hug that doesn’t look particularly comfortable.

‘Oh, you poor, poor thing. You must feel so sad and unwanted.’

Alex sits up. ‘Not really –’ she starts, but Sara interrupts her.

‘But look on the bright side, hon!’ she says cheerfully ‘You’re free and single! And Lee’s party tonight is the perfect opportunity to let your hair down and have some fun!’

‘I’m not –’

‘What are you going to wear?’ squawks Sara. ‘You’re going to need some new clothes because you CANNOT go out looking like that! We’re going to have to be clever – figure out a look that hides your tum, but doesn’t make you look like someone’s mum!’

‘I AM someone’s mum,’ says Alex, standing up and looking down at Sara. ‘And I’m not going to Lee’s party tonight.’

I’m not sure what course Sara is doing at university, but it must be quite an easy one because she’s not very bright. Not bright enough to hear the steely tone in Alex’s voice that means she’s not happy. Definitely not bright enough to shut up.

‘Oh, babe!’ she wails, looking up at Alex and opening her eyes very wide. ‘What’s happened to you? The old Alex would never turn down a party!’

‘Did you just ask what’s happened to me?’ says Alex, sounding gobsmacked. ‘I’ve had a baby, Sara. I can’t just leave her to go to a party.’

‘But how are you ever going to meet any boys if you don’t go out?’ asks Sara, sounding genuinely worried.

‘I don’t need to meet any boys, Sara – that’s what I’m trying to tell you!’ Alex has started walking round the living room and I can tell that she’s really upset. I sink further into my beanbag and hope that Sara goes home soon.

‘You’re just scared because you’re out of practice,’ states Sara in a bossy voice. ‘I bet you haven’t spoken to a single boy except Charlie in months! You’ve turned into a hermit, hiding away in here. Well, never fear, I’m here to help you get back out into the world!’

‘I don’t need your help,’ says Alex, but Sara just raises her eyebrows at her. ‘I don’t! And I have spoken to other boys actually. I speak to Finn all the time.’

Sara puts her head in her hands and moans dramatically, and I remember why she and Alex used to be friends. ‘Finn! He doesn’t count as a boy! Seriously, Alex, you need help!’

Sara stands up and grabs Alex’s hand. ‘Come on! Let’s go into town now and I’ll do you a make-over – you won’t recognize yourself when I’m done with you!’ She tries to drag Alex across the room, but Alex stops her.

‘I can’t, Sara! I can’t just leave her.’

Sara turns and looks at me for the first time. I stare back at her, willing her to disappear. I don’t like how she’s talking to Alex.

‘Oh, she’ll be fine on her own,’ she says, waving her hand dismissively in my direction. ‘She must be in Year Eight now surely? Come on! If we go now, we’ll have plenty of time to get ready.’

‘I wasn’t talking about Izzy,’ says Alex and I can hear the frustration in her voice. She looks at me and I grimace back at her in support. This visit is not going very well. Alex takes a deep breath and tries to smile.

‘Do you want to meet her?’ she asks Sara, moving towards the basket where Bad-News has been lying quietly.

‘Meet who?’ says Sara, sounding sulky and grabbing her bag off the sofa.

‘My baby!’ says Alex. ‘Sara, meet the newest member of the Stone family.’

She gestures towards Bad-News and Sara walks slowly across the room and peers suspiciously into the basket.

‘Oh!’ she says. ‘Look at it!’

‘I know,’ says Alex. ‘Isn’t she the most beautiful baby you’ve ever seen in your whole life?’

‘I guess,’ says Sara, but she doesn’t sound very convinced. I stand up and join them next to the basket. Bad-News is babbling to herself and gazing up at the ceiling, totally transfixed. Sara glances up and then looks at Alex, a strange look on her face.

‘Is it OK?’ she asks.

‘What do you mean?’

‘I MEAN, is it all there?’ Sara hisses this last bit as if she’s talking about something not very nice. Alex looks at her, confused. ‘I don’t mean to be unkind, Alex, but it’s looking at the ceiling and there’s nothing even there. It’s a bit odd, don’t you think?’

Sara looks up again and then stares at the baby. Alex starts laughing. ‘She’s looking at the light reflections on the ceiling!’ she tells Sara. ‘There’s nothing wrong with her.’

Sara scowls. ‘Well, it shouldn’t stare like that. It makes it look strange, like there’s something wrong with it. Its eyes are a bit squinty too – you should probably get them checked. Although you can get glasses for little kids and, I have to say, they do look pretty cute in them.’

Alex moves in between Sara and the basket, blocking Bad-News from Sara’s doubtful gaze. She looks Sara right in the eye and when she speaks her voice is clear and firm. ‘She doesn’t look strange. She looks like a newborn baby, which is exactly what she is. And it’s why I’m not going shopping or partying or anything else right now. I’m staying here with her and keeping her safe.’

Sara shrugs. ‘Well, it’s your choice.’ She leans forward and kisses Alex – a peck on each cheek like French people do. Then she turns and walks towards the door. ‘Text me if you change your mind – you know my number.’

‘Thanks for coming, Sara,’ says Alex, opening the living-room door and guiding her out into the hall.

‘Well, I won’t see you for ages now,’ I hear Sara say. ‘I’m at uni the day after tomorrow and I won’t be coming back to this dive of a town until it’s absolutely necessary. You should think about going to uni, Alex – it’s fantastic! I could tell you stories that you wouldn’t believe!’

Alex mutters something that I can’t hear and then the front door opens.

‘Ciao!’ calls Sara.

‘Bye,’ says Alex and then she slams the door closed and comes back into the living room, flopping down on the sofa. ‘I can’t remember why we were ever friends,’ she says. ‘She’s changed so much since we left school.’

I look down at Bad-News. ‘You’ve changed too,’ I tell Alex. ‘You’re always busy with the baby now. I hardly ever get to talk to you!’

‘That’s not true,’ says Alex and her voice sounds hurt. ‘We talk loads.’

‘Yeah, about the baby and how you’re feeling and gory details about giving birth that I don’t want to hear,’ I tell her. ‘We don’t talk about anything actually important. I can’t tell you about things like I used to.’

I don’t know why I’m saying this to Alex right now. I can see that she’s upset by Sara’s visit and that I should probably be making her a cup of tea and offering to look after the baby or something. But I just want the old Alex back – MY Alex who was annoying and noisy and frustrating, but who was always there for me if I needed her.

Alex runs her hand over her face and looks at me. ‘I’m sorry you don’t think my baby is important,’ she says in a very quiet voice.

‘That’s not what I meant,’ I say, but I’m too late: the damage has been done.

‘It’s EXACTLY what you meant!’ cries Alex, and then she swears at me under her breath, but I still hear her. ‘I’ve got enough to worry about without you telling me that I’m not being a good enough sister. News flash, Izzy – I’m worried stupid that I’m not going to be a good enough mum, so being there for you right now is fairly low down on my list of priorities! I love this baby MORE THAN ANYTHING and I’ve got to get this right!’

I stare at her in shock. I didn’t really mean it. I know Alex loves her baby, but I didn’t think that actually meant that she didn’t love me any more. I was just feeling a bit narky that we never get time to chat, that every single thing is about Bad-News. And she’s just told me that I’m not important at all. The baby has completely replaced me. Alex hasn’t got room for me.