Mister Mack met Billie Jean Fleetwood in a supermarket, called Super-Thing. She was looking at the high-energy biscuits and he was avoiding the cream crackers. They bumped into each other and got married.
In the supermarket?
Yes. It was love at first special offer.
They had three children.
Did they buy them in the supermarket?
No. They bought them on eBay.
Really?
No.
They had three children: two boys, called Robbie and Jimmy, and a girl called Kayla. The children grew up and became those things that most scientists call adults. Then—
OH NO!