My dear friends Miss Chlammy Zell and Miss Fiel Nirvalen:
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your trouble in wending all this way from a distant land when surely you must be pressed for time. We cannot but appreciate the immense effort and struggle it must have taken to prepare for this assault in such a brief period. Though it may be presumptuous, even impertinent, we are compelled to use these words to express our wish for continued deep friendship and our boundless appreciation—
Suckahhhz! LOL
With love,
Sora and Shiro
The 205th Monarch of the Kingdom of Elkia