CONTENTS

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

CHAPTER 1
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS UNDER THE LAW

This Book Is a “Survival Guide” for Non-Lawyers

How I Organized the Content

Hypotheticals for Fun and Learning

Thinking Like a Lawyer

“The First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All the Lawyers”

When You Really Need a Lawyer

Two Opposing Lawyers Are Not Necessarily Adversaries

Beware of Half-Baked Legal Information

One Final Point of Introduction

A Final Caveat

Other Things Worth Knowing about Everyday Law

Civil Law vs. Criminal Law

Common Law vs. Civil Code

“Cases in Equity” vs. “Cases in Law”

Why Are There So Many Different Courts in the United States?

State Court Systems

Trial Courts of General Jurisdiction

Trial Courts of Limited Jurisdiction

Intermediate Appellate Court

State Supreme Court

The U.S. Court System

Article III Courts

Article I Courts

A Short Course in U.S. Court Geography

The Limits of Federal Court Jurisdiction

Class-Action Suits

CHAPTER 2
THE LAW OF CONTRACTS

The Case of the Big-Screen TV

Mutual Promises

Where’s the Piece of Paper?

Excuse Me! I’ve Changed My Mind

A Short Detour to Reasonableness

But Our Minds Never Met

Fraud: The Big Gun

Bring in the Technicalities

A Short Detour to Conditionville

Onward to a Bigger Screen

Your Family Loves Your New HDTV

Other Things Worth Knowing about Contracts

Contracts Statutes of Limitations

Detrimental Reliance Instead of Consideration

Contracts of Adhesion

Specific Performance Instead of Money Damages

Unconscionable Contracts

Choice of Law and Forum Selection Contracts

Mandatory Arbitration and Alternative Dispute Resolution

CHAPTER 3
INTENTIONAL LEGAL WRONGS

The War of the Roses

Awarding Damages for Harm Done

Did April Also Assault Fuller?

Defenses to the Intentional Tort of Battery

Can Iona Also Sue April?

April Attacks Again

Fuller’s False Imprisonment and April’s Assault

Trespass to Chattel and Conversion

Iona Suffers Mental Anguish

What Did You Say about Me?

Other Things Worth Knowing about Intentional Torts

Intentional Torts by Children

The Details of Defamation

Trade Libel

CHAPTER 4
NEGLIGENCE AND ACCIDENTS

I’m Dreaming of an Icy Christmas

A Duty of Care

Mona Also Has to Act Reasonably

Wanda on the Loose

Strictly Liable

What about Wanda?

The Havoc Continues

My, How the Torts Roll In!

What to Do about Wanda

But Brighton Was Drinking!

The Bowser Factor

Was Brighton Negligent for Not Calling the Paramedics?

Mona’s Automobile Accident

Other Things Worth Knowing about Negligence

Punitive Damages

Statute of Limitations

Wrongful Death

More on the Reasonable Person

Negligence by Children

When Government Employees Are Negligent

CHAPTER 5
MARRIAGE AND PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENTS

Marriage

The “Are They Legally Married” Game

Round 2: An Informal Marriage

Round 3: Not Quite the Truth

Round 4: Married Afar

Prenuptial Agreements

A Prenup in Action

How to Create a Protest-Proof Prenup

An Aside: What If the Pair Weren’t Married?

CHAPTER 6
SEPARATION AND DIVORCE

The “Are They Still Legally Married” Game

Let’s Get an Annulment

Legal Separation

Let’s Get a “Quickie Divorce”

Fault-Based and No-Fault Divorces

A Divorce Based on Fault

The Switch to No-Fault

Why Fault-Based Divorce Survives

What Happens When?

In the Interim

The End of the Story

I’ll See You in Court

Marital Property and Spousal Support

The Challenge of Dividing Marital Property

Community Property Distribution

Equitable Property Distribution

Division of Marital Debt

Complete Financial Disclosure Is a Must

Separate Maintenance

Modifying Property Division and Separate Maintenance

CHAPTER 7
ADOPTION, CHILD CUSTODY, AND CHILD SUPPORT

Jack and Jill Adopt a Child

Adoption Creates a New Parent/Child Relationship

Who Can Adopt?

The Adoption Process

“Home Study”

Consent to Adopt

Custody Pending Adoption

The Adoption Hearing

A Change of Geography

Adoptions vs. Legal Guardianship

Hague Convention Home Study

Non–Hague Convention Intercountry Adoptions

Jack and Jill Tumble into Divorce

The Judge’s Custody Decision

The Fight Goes On

Interference with Visitation

Can Jill Move to Another State?

Parental Kidnapping

Failure to Pay Child Support

The Federal Child Support Enforcement Program

Jack and Jill Refuse to Let the Grandparents Visit Mack and Lil

Things Worth Knowing about Juvenile Justice

Who Is a “Juvenile Offender”?

Juvenile Offenses

The Role of Law Enforcement in Juvenile Justice

The Intake Decision

The Waiver Process

Adjudication in Juvenile Court

CHAPTER 8
RENTING A HOME

The Rental on Elm Street

A Big, Big Mistake

Always Read the Lease

Two Kinds of Rentals

Put It in Writing!

Surprise: The Condition of the Wise’s New Apartment

Surprise: Some Utilities Not Included

Surprise: Some Rights Are Built into Every lease

Surprise: An Expensive Pet Policy

Surprise: Exorbitant Late Fees

Surprise: A Promise to Pay Evan’s Legal Fees

Surprise: Too Much “Right of Entry”

Surprise: The Wises Are Responsible for Many “Routine” Repairs

Surprise: A Festival of Breakdowns

Surprise: How Do We Get Our Security Deposit Back?

Other Things Worth Knowing about Renting a Home

Confession of Judgment Clause

Terminating a Lease

Subleasing a Rented Apartment

When a Landlord Wants the Tenant Out

CHAPTER 9
BUYING (OR SELLING) A HOUSE

Mr. Dither Buys a Dream House

The Arcane Language of Property

Holding in “Fee Simple”

Other Ownership Alternatives: “Condos” and “Coops”

Co-tenancies for Multiple Owners

The “Deed” Is Done

Liens against Property

The Dithers Go House Hunting

Discrimination in Housing

The Home Purchase Contract

What the Dithers Did Wrong

Aside: Home Inspections

Aside: The Closing

Round-Table Closing

Escrow Closing

Surprise: The Dithers Are at Risk

Surprise: Darren Deed Refuses to Repair Some Faults

Surprise: “Everything” Wasn’t Included

Surprise: There Were Undisclosed Defects

Surprise: Darren Deeds Didn’t Move Out at Closing

Other Things Worth Knowing about Buying a House

Covenants, Conditions, and Restrictions

Easements

Eminent Domain

If a Home Purchase Falls Through

CHAPTER 10
NEIGHBORHOOD DISPUTES

The Case of the Odoriferous Compost Heap

The Concept of Nuisance

Officer, Do Your Duty!

Counselor, What Do I Do Next?

An Exquisite—Though Disturbing—Noise

Other Neighborhood Disputes

Encroachment with a Fence

Water Runoff

Trees and Overhanging Branches

A Lack of Lateral and Subjacent Support

You’ve Ruined My View!

CHAPTER 11
PERSONAL PROPERTY AND GIFTS

The Case of the “National Treasure”

Who Is the True Owner?

Four Kinds of Found Property

Greater and Lesser Rights of Possession

Duties of Finders

Miss Take’s Vlad

The Generous Mademoiselle Take

Double Take’s Tuition

Clever Take’s Tuition

Quick Take’s Tuition

Fresh Take’s Tuition

Gifts Can’t Be Conditional

Engagement Rings as Conditional Gifts

Gifts and Income Tax

Other Things Worth Knowing about Personal Property

Temporary Possessors of Property

CHAPTER 12
The Products You Buy

The Case of the Abominable Appliance

Warranties—Express and Implied

Warranties You Get without Asking

Implied Warranty of Merchantability

Implied Warranty of Fitness for a Particular Purpose

How Long Do Implied Warranties Last?

A Seller’s Returns Policy

Can the Retailer Shift the Responsibility?

The Everyday Law of Written Warranties

Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act

Full vs. Limited Warranties

No “Tie-In” Provisions

Informal Dispute Resolution

The Universal Legal Rights Statement

After the Third Pasta Phantom Exploded

Products Liability

The Stream of Commerce

Design Defect Cases

Manufacturing Defect Cases

Warning Defect Cases

Defenses Against a Products Liability Claim

CHAPTER 13
BUYING A CAR

The New Vehicle Window Sticker

A Written (Not Oral) Purchase Agreement

The Purchase Contract

Why the Car Buyer Signs First

Can’t I Cool Off?

New-Car Warranties

Secret Warranties

State Lemon Laws

Extended Warranties (Service Contracts)

Unfair and Deceptive Acts and Practices

Odometer Fraud

Buying a Used Car

What Is a Used Car?

Used-Car Buyer’s Guide

Automotive Products Liability and Recalls

Vehicle Recalls

CHAPTER 14
TRIALS IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT

The Case of the Buckled Wood Floor

Small Claims Procedure

Small Claims Cases

Filing a Small Claim

Demand Letter

Statute of Limitations

Service of Process

Sending Subpoenas to Witnesses

Discovery

Veronica’s Answer and Counterclaim

Postponing the Trial

Veronica Tries to Settle the Case

Veronica Prepares for Trial

The Rhythm of the Trials

Veronica’s Trial

Other Things Worth Knowing about Small Claims Court

Collecting a Money Judgment

Writ of Execution

Satisfaction of Judgment

CHAPTER 15
YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS

The Case of the Constitutionally Protected Cookies

Freedom of Speech

A Clear and Present Danger

Fighting Words

Defamation

Obscenity

Freedom of Peaceable Assembly

Reasonable Restrictions on Public Forums

The Doctrine of Incorporation

I’ll Take It to the Supreme Court

Freedom of Religion

The Broad Meaning of Establishment

School Prayer

Schools and Public Money

Religious Symbols in Public Places

Religions Symbols in Public Holiday Displays

Religious Use of Public Facilities

Your Right to Freely Exercise Your Religion

“What Will Happen on Cookie Day?”

Other Things Worth Knowing about Rights and Freedoms

Ima Hater’s “Last Gasp”

Speaking of the Right to Privacy

Freedom of the Press

Your Rights When Out of the United States

Your Right to Travel Freely in the United States

Your Right to Bear Arms

CHAPTER 16
EVERYDAY LAW ON THE JOB

A Day in Human Resources

A Tale of Three Job Candidates

Can We Fire Lucy Jones?

Does Nora Nelson Deserve Overtime Pay?

Ted Johnson’s Religious Accommodations

Les Simpson’s Disability

Monitoring Neal Mason’s Computer

Tom Blanchard’s On-the-Job Injury

Roger Lapin Promised to Keep Our Secrets

The Unfortunate Incident in the Data Center

CHAPTER 17
CRIMINAL LAW AND PROCEDURE

Crimes and Criminal Law

The Case of Sticky-Fingered Aunt Edna

The Crime of Shoplifting

“Almost Crimes” That Receive Real Punishment

Keeping Pace with Criminals

Criminal Procedure

Step 1: Aunt Edna Is Arrested

Step 2: Bailing Out Aunt Edna

Step 3: Aunt Edna’s Preliminary Hearing

Step 4: Aunt Edna Is Arraigned

Step 5: Aunt Edna’s Pretrial Activities

Aunt Edna’s Upcoming Trial

Aunt Edna’s Plea Bargain

Other Things Worth Knowing about Criminal Law

Criminal Statutes of Limitation

The Tale of Aunt Edna’s Interrogation

When Federal Agents Ask Questions

Searches and Seizures

Mental Competence and Insanity

Habeas Corpus Proceedings

CHAPTER 18
HEALTH-CARE LAW

Iatrogenic? What Does That Mean?

Fiona Feelgood’s Heart Problems

Informed Consent

One Malpractice Claim Moves Forward

Other Patient Rights

Patient Autonomy

Advance Directives for Health Care

Your Living Will

Durable Power of Attorney for Health Care

Registering Your Advance Directives for Health Care

CHAPTER 19
LEGAL ISSUES AT THE END OF LIFE

The Case of Your Three Favorite Uncles

Huey—The Uncle Who Died Intestate

The Probate Process

The Representative’s Other Chores

Property Not Subject to Probate

Small-Estate Probate

Dewey—The Uncle Who Wrote a Will

The Advantages of Having a Will

Guardianship

Three Kinds of Wills

Attested (Formally Witnessed) Will

Holographic (Handwritten) Will

Nuncupative (Oral) Will

Creating an Attested Will

The Reason for Legalese

The Problem with Pre-prepared Wills

Will Formalities

There Are Things You Can’t Give Away

A Will Can Be Contested

Joint and Mutual Wills

How to Change a Will

The Impact of Marriage and Divorce

Disinheriting a Family Member

Bequests to Minor Children

You Were One of Uncle Dewey’s Named Beneficiaries

Louie—The Uncle Who Avoided Probate

How to Avoid Probate

What Is a Trust?

Wearing Two Hats: Settlor and Trustee

A “Pour-Over” Will

The Joys (and Disadvantages) of Avoiding Probate

Minimizing Estate Taxes

Elder Law

Guardianship

Representative Payee

CHAPTER 20
PERSONAL BANKRUPTCY

Imagine the Worst

Alternatives to Bankruptcy

Should You Do It Yourself?

Mandatory Credit Counseling and Debtor Education

Bankruptcy: The “Nuclear Option”

Automatic Stay of Creditor Collection Efforts

Two “Chapters” of Personal Bankruptcy

Chapter 7 Bankruptcy

Chapter 7 Abuse and the Means Test

Debts Discharged in a Chapter 7 Bankruptcy

Exempt Property in a Chapter 7 Bankruptcy

A Common Question: Can I Keep My House?

Chapter 7 Collateral Redemption

Chapter 13 Bankruptcy

All Disposable Income

Chapter 13 “Cramdown”

Comparing Chapter 7 and Chapter 13

Other Things Worth Knowing about Bankruptcy

A Single or a Joint Petition?

Filing for Bankruptcy a Second (or Third) Time

Your 341 Creditors Meeting

Fraudulent Property Transfers

CHAPTER 21
EVERYDAY IMMIGRATION LAW

The Case of the Innovative Immigrant

Immigration Law

Immigration vs. Emigration

Who’s in Charge of Immigration?

Who Are You Calling an Alien?

Visas

The Visa Waiver Program for Visitors

Getting Myles His Green Card

Sponsorship by a Relative

Sham Marriages to U.S. Citizens

Employment-Related Green Cards

Green-Card Lottery

Another Path to a Green Card: Investment

Refugees and Asylum Seekers

Persons Not Allowed to Enter the United States or Immigrate

Rights of Lawful Permanent Residents

Myles Tugo’s Immigration Decision

Naturalization

INDEX

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