President & Publisher Roger Shaw
SVP Sales & Marketing Amy Kaneko
Associate Publisher Mariah Bear
Associate Editor Ian Cannon
Creative Director Kelly Booth
Art Director Allister Fein
Designer Scott Erwert
Illustrator Teylor Smirl
Production Director Michelle Duggan
Imaging Manager Don Hill
Weldon Owen would like to thank Brittany Bogan for editorial assistance and Kevin Broccoli of BIM for the index.
Text © 2018 Justin and Sydnee McElroy
Illustration © 2018 Teylor Smirl
Published by
Weldon Owen International
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Digital edition ISBN 978-1-68188-381-6
Print edition ISBN 978-1-68188-381-6
PHOTO AND ILLUSTRATION CREDITS
All illustration by Teylor Smirl unless otherwise noted. iStock: 146, 147; B Christopher/Alamy Stock Photo: 28; Shutterstock: 22-23 (icons), 24, 29, 33, 37, 40, 42, 52, 55, 63, 75, 81, 88,89, 99, 132-133, 149, 155, 156, 97; Wissedition Ltd. & Co. KG / Alamy Stock Photo: 144-145.
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