Thank you to Writer’s Digest for long giving me a place to ramble, and to my editor, Rachel Randall, for putting up with all my footnotes and for not throwing the book in the WD fireplace.
To M, for allowing me to be a delinquent husband for a couple of months as I wrote this. (And for being the best.)
To Mom and Dad, for supporting my exceedingly strange career aspirations, and for not sending me to military school as threatened.
To R, for being my fearless fellow world traveler and the best sister one could have.
To J, for being my creative partner over so many strange times and strange years.
To Melissa Rossi, who took a chance on me and taught me that nonfiction need not be boring.
And finally, and perhaps most important, thank you, dear reader, for listening. Have questions? Contact me at zacharypetit.com, or give me a shout on Twitter: @ZacharyPetit. It may take me a moment, but I’ll write back.