To the North Pole to see his pal Fred,

Is where Private Eye Jack Frost then fled.

He badly needed a solid lead,

To on the werewolf Talbot, get a bead.

 

“We can track him down,” Fred said, “I’ll just bet,

“Doing a search on the internet.

“Ah, now we have him. Oh yeah, here we are.

“It appears his girlfriend runs a wine bar.”

 

“I’ll pay her a visit,” Jack said, “See if Talbot’s there.

“With me looking for him, he can’t hide anywhere.

At the H-Town Fun Park, Jack took a ride,

Down the Tunnel of Love to Valentine-side.

 

He met Talbot’s girl. Her name was Lovelace.

She was a looker, full of poise and grace.

But her seductive exterior was all just a sham.

Talbot was there lying low, hiding, on the lam.

 

Through the streets, Jack gave chase,

Pursuing Talbot in a speedy foot race!

With a cupid’s bow and arrow, he slowed the wolf down.

But then the Valentine police tackled Jack to the ground!