TEN STUPIDEST DIGIMON QUESTIONS (EVER)!

1) Q: How high would a real Digimon bounce if I dropped it off the Empire State Building?
A: Real Digimon are not allowed in the Empire State Building for just that reason.

2) Q: Is there a Blockbuster Video Store in Digiworld?
A: Not yet, but I heard a rumor that there’s a Starbucks.

3) Q: If Abraham Lincoln and Pikachu fought Tai and Koromon, who would win?
A: Nobody—as I stated clearly in How to Become a Pokémon Master, Abraham Lincoln was the sixteenth President of the United States, everyone else mentioned is a cartoon or video game character.

4) Q: A friend of mine ate nine hot dogs at a bowling birthday party and puked once at the bowling alley, then again on the ride home and when he got home he puked in the bathtub again.
A: That’s not a question. Plus, it’s disgusting.

5) Q: What if Tai and Koromon fought everyone in the WWF in a super deathmatch cage battle on the moon?
A: Then the fight would be fake. And yes, you would still probably be able to buy the T-shirt.

6) Q: What would happen if you tried to put Yokomon in a Pokéball?
A: Yokomon would get squashed and squished.

7) Q: I traded my mom’s minivan to the guy in the comic book store for the first Digimon comic in a wrapper. Did I get a good deal?
A: Yes, you got an excellent deal. However, you might want to consider running away to join the circus before your mom gets home.

8) Q: What would happen if Pikachu ever met Kuwagamon?
A: Don’t ask.

9) Q: And another kid I know puked at a pool party in the pool and all the kids had to get out of the pool because it was filled with puke.
A: That’s still not a question, but I’d make some new friends if I were you.

10) Q: If I bought all the Digimon stuff in the world and all the Pokémon stuff in the world would I be King of Everybody?
A: No, but you’d probably have a very messy room.

11) Q: Do Digmon ever puke?
A: Sorry, you’re only allowed ten questions.