DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A VIRTUAL PET AND A REAL PET

#1

Virtual pets needed batteries to run. You should never, ever try to insert a battery into a real pet.

#2

You could put a virtual pet into your school backpack, pocket or school case. Real pets really don’t like to be carried around in your pocket—particularly dogs, cats, hamsters or pet jellyfish.

#3

Virtual pets virtually poop. Real pets … well, you know.

#4

When a real pet dies it is usually buried in the backyard or flushed. When a virtual pet died, it was usually buried in the bottom of a drawer someplace or ended up under the bed.

#5

Real pets will eventually come out from under beds by themselves.