Aioli
Makes 2 Cups
1
Peel ½ cup garlic cloves.
2
Toss the cloves in a blender with the juice of 1 lemon, ½ spoonful of salt, and ¼ cup cold water.
3
Blend till smooth.
4
Keep the blender on low speed and slowly pour in 1½ cups canola oil.
5
Store in the fridge for up to a week.
Tips
Brown the garlic in an oiled pan before blending for added flavor.
Add fresh herbs, spices, and seasonings to get just the flavor you like.
BBQ Sauce
Makes 1 Cup
1
Pour 1 cup ketchup into a bowl.
2
Add a spoonful of liquid smoke and 2 spoonfuls of maple syrup.
3
Add ½ spoonful of cayenne and 4 spoonfuls of vinegar.
4
Add a few sprinklings of garlic salt and black pepper.
5
Mix well and store in the fridge for up to 2 weeks.
Tips
Replace the maple syrup with molasses.
Ketchup can be replaced with blended fresh tomatoes or canned tomatoes.
Add hot sauce for extra spice.
Try different types of vinegar for variation.
Cashew Milk
Makes 3 Cups
1
Soak 1 cup cashews in hot water for 30 min.
2
Drain and blend with 3 cups fresh water.
3
Strain through a cheesecloth into a container.
4
Save cashew pulp for the recipe on this page.
5
Store in the fridge for up to a week and shake before using.
Cashew Parmesan
Makes 1 Cup
1
Heat 1 cup of cashew pulp from the recipe on this page in an oiled pan.
2
Mix in 4 spoonfuls of nutritional yeast and a few sprinklings of onion powder and garlic salt.
3
Mix in 2 spoonfuls of olive oil.
4
Store in the fridge in an airtight container for up to a week.
Corn Tortillas
Makes 6 Tortillas
1
Mix 1½ cups masa and a few sprinklings of garlic salt in a bowl.
2
Stir in 1 cup hot water and knead the dough.
3
Roll the dough into 6 balls, each about the size of your palm.
4
Flatten out into a desired size using your hands or a rolling pin on a flat surface.
5
Slide a knife or spatula underneath the dough to loosen it from the surface.
6
Cook the tortillas in an oiled pan for about a minute on each side.
7
Munch.
Tip
See The Vegan Stoner Cookbook for our flour tortilla recipe.
Cream Cheese
Makes 3 Cups
1
Soak 2 cups cashews in hot water for 30 min.
2
Drain the cashews and toss in a blender.
3
Squeeze the juice of 1 lemon into the blender.
4
Add 2 cloves of garlic and ¾ cup water.
5
Add a spoonful of olive oil and a few sprinklings of salt.
6
Blend till smooth and store in the fridge for up to a week.
Tips
Brown the garlic in an oiled pan before blending for added flavor.
Add fresh herbs, spices, and seasonings to get just the flavor you like.
For a dessert version, replace the olive oil with coconut oil, and replace the garlic with sugar or maple syrup.
Dill Pickles
Makes 1 Jar
1
Chop 4 cloves of garlic and slice a cucumber into spears.
2
Heat 1 cup white vinegar and ½ cup water in a pot on low heat.
3
Mix in 5 sprinklings of salt and the chopped garlic.
4
Mix in a spoonful of dill, 5 sprinklings of black pepper, and 5 sprinklings of cayenne.
5
Let the mixture cool.
6
Place the cucumber spears in a jar and pour in the vinegar mixture.
7
Seal and refrigerate for at least a day.
8
Munch or store in the fridge for up to a month.
Tips
Add fresh herbs and your favorite spices to get just the flavor you like.
Pico de Gallo (Salsa Fresca)
Makes 2 Cups
1
Chop 2 large tomatoes and ¼ onion, then toss all into a bowl.
2
Chop a jalapeño and a handful of cilantro and mix in.
3
Squeeze the juice of ½ lime into the bowl and stir with a sprinkling of salt.
4
Munch or store in the fridge for up to a week.
Pie Crust
Makes 1 Pie Shell
1
Mix 1 cup flour with a pinch of salt.
2
Mix in ¼ cup oil and ¼ cup cold water.
3
Knead into a ball, then roll out into a large circle.
4
Place in a pie dish and poke a few holes in the bottom with a fork.
5
Preheat oven and bake following the recipe instructions.
Tips
Add a few spoonfuls of sugar for a dessert crust.
Add garlic powder or dried herbs for a savory crust.
Pineapple Preserves
Makes 1-2 Cups
1
Peel and chop a whole pineapple into chunks (about 4 cups), removing the core.
2
Toss in a blender.
3
Blend till smooth, then pour into a pot.
4
Mix in ½ cup sugar.
5
Heat till just boiling.
6
Lower the heat and simmer for about 15 min.
7
Let cool, drain out the liquid, then pour the solids into a container.
8
Refrigerate overnight. Munch or store in the fridge for up to a week.
Pumpkin Butter
Makes 2 Cups
1
Remove the skin and seeds, then chop a small pumpkin.
2
Boil 2 cups of the pumpkin in water till soft.
3
Drain the water and toss the pumpkin into a blender.
4
Add a spoonful of cinnamon, a few sprinklings of ginger, 2 spoonfuls of maple syrup, a splash of vanilla extract, and a splash of almond milk.
5
Blend.
6
Let cool and drain out the liquid. Spoon the solids into a container.
7
Refrigerate overnight. Munch or store in the fridge for up to 2 weeks.
Seitan
Serves
1
Add 1 cup vital wheat gluten to a bowl with a few sprinklings of onion powder, garlic salt, and cumin.
2
Add 1 cup water and stir till it forms a dough.
3
Add 2 more spoonfuls of gluten and knead for about a minute.
4
Heat 3 cups water in a pot with a spoonful of molasses and a sprinkling of garlic salt.
5
When the water starts to boil, break off bite-sized pieces of the dough and drop into the pot.
6
Simmer till all the water is gone, 20-30 min.
7
Munch or store in the fridge for up to a week.
Tips
If you can squeeze water out of the dough in Step 3, add more flour.
Add liquid smoke for a BBQ flavor, cayenne for a spicier flavor, or vegan beef bouillon for a heavier flavor.
Sunflower Seed Spread
Makes 2 Cups
1
Soak 2 cups sunflower seeds in warm water for at least 15 min.
2
Drain the sunflower seeds and toss in blender.
3
Add a spoonful of basil, 3 spoonfuls of vinegar, 3 cloves of garlic, 1 cup water, and ½ spoonful of salt to the blender.
4
Blend.
5
Munch or store in the fridge for up to a week.
Tips
Add fresh herbs, spices, and seasonings to get just the flavor you like.
Weed Olive Oil
Makes 2 Cups
1
Preheat oven to 240°F.
2
Loosely grind 14 grams (½ oz) of weed.
3
Place a sheet of foil on a baking sheet, then spread the weed out on the foil.
4
Fold the foil over and seal the edges, then bake on middle rack for 45 min.
5
Remove from the oven and let cool for 30 min. before opening the foil.
6
Heat 2 cups olive oil in a pot on very low heat.
7
Mix the weed into the oil and stir often for 30 min. Never let it simmer or boil.
8
Turn off the heat and let cool for at least an hour. Overnight is ok.
9
Strain into a container and store for up to 3 months.
Tips
Wait about an hour after eating one spoonful to test the potency.
Skip Steps 3-5 if you don't have foil or an oven, but extend Step 7 to at least an hour.
If you have a thermometer, use it to make sure the oil stays around 240°F.
Add seasonings to get the flavor you like.