Chapter 29

Come On Down: A History of NHL Game Show Appearances

 

 

The NHL made an unexpected pop culture appearance back in 2010 when the Toronto Maple Leafs were the answer to the final question on the game show Jeopardy!

The question (“In action since 1917, this sports franchise is now largely owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan.”) wasn't especially difficult. Two of the three contestants knew the correct answer, including Tom, the eventual champion. Hey, plan the parade, right?

But while it was certainly fun to see the Leafs make a cameo on one of the world's most popular game shows, it wasn't an especially rare sight. It may surprise younger fans to learn that the NHL actually has a long and distinguished history of showing up on some of television's most beloved games shows, albeit with mixed results.

Here are a few of the more memorable examples:

 

2008: After multiple attempts to explain the rules of the bidding portion of the game, exasperated producers for The Price Is Right are forced to disqualify Glen Sather after he is unable to grasp the concept of “without going over.”
1994: While trying to figure out a way to get the blood and shards of teeth out of his hair, Family Feud host Richard Dawson vows to never again get lippy with the Sutter brothers.
1999: Despite following the proven formula of using a bland former lawyer as host, the NHL Network is disappointed by the negative critical reception and record low ratings for their production of Win Gil Stein's Money.
2004: During an uncomfortable episode of Wheel of Fortune, Gary Bettman spends twenty minutes squinting at a board reading “NOBODY IN PHOENIX ENJOYS WATCHING HOC-EY” without solving the puzzle.
1995: The Hollywood Squares becomes incredibly dull and ratings plummet during the years after special guests Jacques Lemaire and Lou Lamoriello develop a strategy that involves never doing anything except going for the block.
2005: An outraged Kyle Wellwood storms off the set of Tic Tac Dough after learning that he is playing for an assortment of cash and prizes, and not for actual Tic Tacs and dough.
2009: In a short-lived effort to appeal to hockey fans, NBC launches a show called Deal or No Deal or To Be Honest I'd Love to Make a Deal But I Can't Do Anything Until the Trade Deadline Because of This Stupid Salary Cap.
2010: Lightning goaltender Dan Ellis declines an invitation to appear on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? on the grounds that it would just end up creating more problems.
2007: A special “Enforcers of the NHL” edition of The Weakest Link unexpectedly turns out to be the series' final episode, although it does teach viewers a valuable lesson about what happens when you accidentally call Link Gaetz weak.
1984: Frustrated Press Your Luck host Peter Tomarken stops the show to explain to a St. Louis Blues fan contestant that while inconsistent goaltending is certainly an issue for any hockey team, there's still no need to punctuate every spin with cries of “No Wamsleys!”
2006: “NHL Arena Music Director” week on Name That Tune ends up being a disaster when none of them are able to name any tune that isn't “Welcome to the Jungle,” “Cotton Eye Joe,” or that one where they just keep saying “Woo-hoo.”
1986: A young John Ferguson Jr. appears on Let's Make a Deal, trades a brand new car for a goat, and then immediately gives the goat a no-trade clause.