Sing the Rat

Sing the hole’s plume, the rafter’s cockade

Who melts from the eye-corner, the soft squealer

Pointed at both ends, who chews through lead

Sing the scholarly meek face

Of the penniless rat

Who studies all night

To inherit the house

Sing the riff-raff of the roof-space, who dance till dawn

Sluts in silk, sharpers with sleek moustaches

Dancing the cog-roll, the belly-bounce, the trundle

Sing the tireless hands

Of the hardworking rat

Who demolishes the crust, and does not fail

To sign the spilt flour

The rat, the rat, the ratatatat

The house’s poltergeist, shaped like a shuttle

Who longs to join the family

Sing his bright face, cross-eyed with eagerness

His pin-fingers, that seem too small for the job

Sing his split nose, that looks so sore

O sing his fearless ears, the listener in the wall

Let him jump on your head, let him cling there

Save him from sticks and stones

Sing the rat so poor he thrives on poison

Who has nothing to give to the trap, though it gapes for a year

Except his children

Who prays only to the ferret

‘Forget me’ and to the terrier

‘In every thousand of me, spare two’

Sing him

 

Who stuffs his velvet purse, in hurry and fear

With the memory of the fork,

The reflections of the spoon, the hope of the knives

Who woos his wife with caperings, who thinks deep

Who is the slave of two fangs

O sing

The long-tailed grey worry of the night-hours

Who always watches and waits

Like a wart on the nose

Even while you snore

O sing

Little Jesus in the wilderness

Carrying the sins of the house

Into every dish, the hated one

O sing

Scupper-tyke, whip-lobber

Smutty-guts, pot-goblin

Garret-whacker, rick-lark

Sump-swab, cupboard-adder

Bobby-robin, knacker-knocker

Sneak-nicker, sprinty-dinty

Pintle-bum