In the Neighborhood of True

Contents

1. The Whole Truth

2. Dishing Up Elvis

3. Southern Discomfort

4. The War of Northern Aggression

5. Shut the Oven Door

6. Score Squeeze

7. Shalom, Y’all

8. Sh-Boom, Sh-Boom

9. The Southern Mount Rushmore

10. Lemonade with Communist Overtones

11. The Rabbi and the Rebel

12. VistaVision

13. One Hundred and Forty-Two Bricks

14. Frock Around the Clock

15. Country Club with a Lowercase C

16. Driving Lessons

17. In Love with a Sunbeam

18. Spinning Around with Saxophone Colossus

20. The Genus of the Pineapple

21. In Search of Hickories

22. Perfect Smoke Rings

23. North Stars

Author’s Note

Acknowledgments