Another way to defeat the election rustlers . . . become a freaking citizen.
There are 9.03 million legal permanent residents in the USA, green card holders eligible to become citizens and, therefore, eligible to vote.
Take a look at this chart with the number of citizenship-eligible green card holders in swing states:
If they had become citizens and voted, Stacey Abrams would be Governor of Georgia, Beto O’Rourke would have crushed Ted Cruz in the Texas race, and Hillary Clinton would have won the Electoral College on roller skates.
So, Mr. and Ms. Alien, what do you say? Or are you not bothered by kids in cages?
In fact, I have a modest proposition that my fellow progressives will just hate: ban green card renewals.
Instead of green card renewals, there should be automatic citizenship.
Under current law, immigrants are allowed ten years on a green card—and then allowed to renew for another ten years and another. Basta! If you don’t want to become a citizen after living here for ten years, get the hell out. You send your kids to US schools, go to America’s national parks, and use America’s hospitals. But the schools are crap, the park is closed over a budget dispute and you have to sell your Chevy to pay the hospital bill. You can change that.
And you’ve been paying taxes to Uncle Sam all these years. You’re even liable to the US military draft. The only thing you can’t do, inmigrante, is vote.
So it’s time you became a citizen and make the same lousy choice we make every four years.
Or leave.
This is not an easy thing for me to say, because my wife is intent on renewing her green card. After two decades here, the alien of the house refuses to become an American.
It’s rough, but if my no-green-card renewal becomes law, I’d have to have her deported.
See the sacrifices I make for my country?
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And let’s not forget the old-fashioned way of making progressive citizens. Throw away the IUD.
When I was at the Trump rally in Georgia, some Q-Anon whack-o brought his EIGHT children. That was a warning: demographics is destiny.
Hey, it’s still early. The Evangelicals are already at it, making Republicans. So tonight, skip The Tonight Show.