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Diagnosis: Jon Itch
Severity: Severe
Symptoms:
1. Goosebumps (in his presence)
2. Warm flushed cheeks
3. Lip quivers (at his antics)
4. Hot sensations in certain parts of the anatomy (No. I am not talking about those parts. Patient confidentiality is sacrosanct)
Signs:
1. Tachycardia (my heart sprints every time I am in his room)
2. Dilated pupils (roving over his body)
3. Tongue fasciculations (lick him naked)
Prognosis: Recoverable but short-term consequences are detrimental to one's mental health.
Advice: Keep my head screwed in the right direction and stay in line. (on his medical care)
Oh, this is dangerous!