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Diagnosis: Jon Somnia
Severity: Critical
Symptoms:
1. Occasional redness and watering of eyes
2. Mood low and irritable
3. Frequent headaches
Signs:
1. Bradycardia at the mention of his name (my heart sinks)
Prognosis: Unlikely to resolve (any time soon)
Advice: Keep yourself busy and try to survive another day
How, is the question staring at me? Serves me right for all the wounds I prescribed myself. Self-medication is detrimental.