Let’s Hear it for the Limpet

If there’s one animal that isn’t a wimp, it

Is the limpet.

Let me provide an explanation

For my admiration.

To start with, it’s got two thousand tiny teeth

Beneath

Its comical conical-hat-shaped, greeny-grey shell:

A tongue as well

That rasps the delicate seaweed through its front door:

What’s more –

And this is what gives me the greatest surprise –

Two bright eyes

Indoors at the end of long tentacles poking out, which

Twitch.

But its funniest feature by far is its foot

That’s put

Straight down to clamp it fast to the rock.

(Gulls knock,

You see, at the shell to try and winkle it off

For scoff.)

But the limpet does more with its foot than Ian Rush.

Forsaking the crush

Of its home life it stomps off, foraging, humping its shell with it,

Then thinks, ‘The hell with it,’

And slithers back to exactly where it began.

What a man

Is the limpet, in his wilderness of weed!

Needless to say, they make very good pets indeed.

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