A VERY OLD RITZY CITY POST

TOP STORIES TODAY: THE RITZY SIX ARE ON THE LOOSE, AND A NEW RITZY CITY CAFÉ, CLUTTERBUCKS, OPENS ITS DOORS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

A new and exclusive café called Clutterbucks has opened for the first time! Owned by the Clutterbuck sisters and conveniently located just off of Ritzy Avenue, the place looks set to be a hit with delicious cakes and a menu of bubbling things that they call Clutterbucks cocktails. Entry is exclusively granted by the Clutterbucks themselves and no evil witches will be allowed.

Now on to more pressing matters. Our one and only reporter interviews local Ritzy residents about the threat they face from the devious Ritzy Six gang.