The Garage Sale Box Slammer

 

Here is my 1-2-3 magic for making Dad's Sunday garage sale an unforgettable one.

 

Step 1:

 

Once Dad has stored the last garage sale box in the garage, I sneak inside to check out if the boxes are easy to access.

 

Step 2:

 

The next day before Dad opens the garage, I am sneaking inside the garage to have some fun of my own.

 

Step 3:

 

The goal of the garage sale box slammer is to share my flatulent gas air with the rest of the world.

 

Once I feel my tummy rumbling with gassy air, I am clenching my teeth, and I am squeezing every ounce of my flatulent and bloating gas into Dad's garage sale boxes.

 

Step 4:

 

I have a laugh on Dad at a nearby hiding place.

 

Step 5:

 

I am watching what happens next.

 

Here we go with the action!

 

Dad and his garage sale customers get hit by an intensive series of fart cloud the vapour style.

 

Yes, my friends these are the types of fart clouds that you will be able to produce once you are part of the flatulent elite!