The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism

 

Here is how the imaginary bone shot/fart expressionism works.

 

The imaginary bone shot is a fun art project that you can try anywhere outside. During spring time, I especially feel very creative and artsy. Spring is the time when I make the most beautiful imaginary bone fart art.

 

You can do this in a park, near a lake, at the beach, in the zoo, etc. If you are a very shy farter, you might try out a secluded place out in the woods.

 

Step 1:

 

Make sure to get the maximum airflow. Choose a stable position. Whenever you feel that gaseous energy rumbling in your tummy, you can get started with your imaginary fart art.

 

I like doing fart art when no one is around. I totally feel connected to nature like this.

 

Step 2:

 

I look at the beautiful colors of butterflies and birds, the slime trails of the snails, and the fresh, green, and juicy looking grass in order to find some fart art inspiration.

 

Being out in the nature helps a lot with my creative process.

 

Step 3:

 

Once I feel truly connected, I take some fresh air for maximum airflow. I puffffffffffffffff out a series of steamy and flatulent clouds, as I am air spraying/air brushing the most gigantic bone with my gassy bottom into the sky.

 

Step 4:

 

Make sure to stick up your gaseous bottom high in the sky for maximum airflow and most artistic value!

 

Moving your bottom in concerto with the imaginary strokes of your tail-air-brush/tail-air-spray that

air-brushes/air-sprays a giant bone into the sky is what makes this one a challenging task!

 

Step 5:

 

With a little horizontal butt movement, wiggling, tilting, and squeezing, you will get better and better at fart expressionism.

 

As you are moving from spring into summer, you are going to get more creative with your flatulent air-brush/air-spray shooting art.

 

All it takes is a little imaginary thinking and observing. The many facets of the nature can really help get the creative and artistic process started.