The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer

 

Don't you hate invisible electric fences?

 

If so here is what you can do about it!

 

Here is the thing? I hate these invisible electric fences with a passion. My solutions usually involve some explosive and smelly air cloud matter. In this case, I need some extra help to make this explosion into a sparky one.

 

I am calling this one the invisible electric fence destroyer. As I am holding this thought in my mind, I am quickly gulping down one extra portion of extra spicy Mexican beans that Mom got for me from the farmer's market yesterday.

 

As the beans are taking their effect in my tummy, I can already hear the extra loud rumbling sound in my tummy.

 

Step 1:

 

I am now ready to take my position right next to the invisible fence that is dividing our properties by now!

 

Step 2:

 

I give my front feet some extra balance in order to achieve the best fire power. I am pushing my gassy bottom backwards and in the direction of the fence. I am aiming at the invisible strings of the fence.

 

Step 3:

 

I am making sure to get a maximum air flow. As I am sticking out my burping bottom towards the goal in an upward position, I am clenching my teeth and squeezing my tummy for maximum air pressure and purping effect!

 

I can not take in any more air and at that point my tummy is at a maximum pressure level and blown up like a balloon before it explodes.

 

Step 4:

 

By the help of all my squeezing efforts, I am relieving myself and I am shooting all my gassy air into the invisible electric fence, causing one sweet smelling fire explosion.

 

I am truly giving everything that I can to intensify and accelerate the series of stinky shots.

 

Step 5:

 

My voluminous and gas intensive vapour clouds are quickly reaching the target. As the gassy clouds are touching the fence, they are blowing up into a firework of dangerously looking sparks.

 

Step 6:

 

I guess by now everybody in the neighbourhood can hear the sparky explosion that is coming down on the fence in a series of sound intensive stinky bangs, taking down the whole wiring system in burning flames!

 

As this exciting and sparky firework explosion is coming to an end, it seems to have totally worked to my advantage.

 

Step 7:

 

By now the electric fence is a carbonized mess of black burning wires, and I am totally in love with the world right now!

 

I am looking around me to see if anyone is watching. I can not see them yet, but I can already hear a loud smashing door coming from the Sizzledrizzle's house.

 

As I am looking at the great results of my work, I am accounting for the fact that the series of gassy clouds must have at least gotten in touch with a thousand volts!

 

Funny how a series of gassy vapour fart clouds like the invisible electric fence destroyer can help accomplish such a painless and effective job!

 

I am still hearing a series of sharp sizzling sounds coming from the rest of what is left from the fence.

 

I am grinning from ear to ear and trying real hard not to vocally bark out loud!

 

The pure flames of fire are still shooting out of the strings and for the life of me I can not keep that smiley smirk off my face.

 

As I am still enjoying myself with the sparks, the Sizzledrizzle neighbours come running out of the house to witness what has just happened to their new invisible electric fence installation.

 

I guess by now everybody in the neighborhood is running to see what just happened.

 

This my friends is called the "Invisible Electronic Fence Destroyer!"