The Lego Blower

 

Here are my tips for the Lego Blower.

 

I promise you the Lego blower is a true surprise for anyone who is around.

 

Get yourself into position and wait for the rumbling air in your tummy. Next, pop out the air in one loud and stinky fart blow towards the Lego creation.

 

The fart blowing sound will of course not get noticed by the annoying Lego bashers becaue their attention is focused on the Lego fight.

 

As the stinky atoms are going to fill the room, the screaming gets calmer and calmer.

 

As the stink bomb touches their noses, the situation quickly changes the dynamics and the movement of the fight.

 

I had a total blast watching this freak show when I released the Lego blower. First Susie and little Timmie hated each other and wanted to kill themselves and then they turned into wussies and ran scraming out of the room to get help and gas masks.

 

Instead of being enemies, little Timmie and Susie suddenly became allies and even shared a gas mask.

 

You can, of course, profit from the concept of double dipping with the Lego blower.

 

Just wait for the grown ups to appear at the Lego battle space, and the adults can fully profit from the smell of the stinky Lego blower as well.

 

I was pretty satisfied with my first Lego blower result because this fart smasher has truly achieved some magical peace in the rooms of the kids.

 

To this day, I can not remember one more problem with the scary lego building skills of Timmy because Susie has been avoiding Timmie's room and his artistic failures since the Lego Blower happened.

 

This is what I call a true accomplishment!

 

Do use the Lego blower as a powerful weapon of self defense.

 

I swear Timmie and Susie will remember this stinky Lego fight for the rest of their lifes!