An elderly couple were killed in an accident and next thing they knew they were being shown around heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your beachfront condo, and over there are the two golf courses and three swimming pools. If you need anything to drink, there is a bar on every block. Oh, and there’s the barbecoo, champain fountain, and unlimited choclit area. They’re all open 24/7.”
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man groaned when Saint Peter left them, “we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard that show about those stupid high-fiber, low-fat, oat bran and samon diets!”