Annie resting:
Pink vest top (ASOS)
Pink cropped PJ bottoms (M&S)
Witch hazel (First Aid box)
Bandages (same)
Total est. cost: £32
‘It was a nightmare, babes.’
Annie lay back on the small double bed she and Ed were sharing in the cabin. She was looking at her feet. Once Lauren had heard all the hillside adventures, after the twins had been put to bed, once Owen had been washed, warmed and filled with cocoa, once Annie had showered and changed, finally she had been able to tend to her poor, battered feet and all the rest of her scrapes and bruises. Well, Ed and his first-aid wisdom, not to mention kit, had helped. First, he’d dabbed witch hazel on to the burst blisters and deep, oozing cuts. Then he’d padded them with soft, sterile dressings, before wrapping both feet tenderly in bandages.
She looked at the feet now, down there at the end of the bed.
‘Shame about those red shoes,’ she said to Ed ruefully.
‘Some hillwalker’s going to get a bit of a surprise, coming across one battered red pair of heels up there.’ He was sitting on the other side of the bed, in a makeshift T-shirt-and-boxers version of pyjamas.
‘Yeah, plus Svetlana’s Louboutins!’ Annie reminded him. ‘Not to mention cuttings from a coral-coloured crocodile masterpiece.’
‘You were all out of your minds,’ Ed said.
‘What else could we do? We couldn’t have left Morven up there. There was no way of getting help and we couldn’t walk another bloody step in our shoes, not with her hanging on to our necks. It was a nightmare, babes,’ Annie said, sighing with relief that she was actually back in a bed, warm and dry, with her feet off the ground. ‘Do you think I meant to fall down a fifteen-foot drop?’
The phone on her bedside table bleeped.
‘Flipping heck,’ she exclaimed, ‘a signal! The cloud cover must have cleared, or maybe the large deer standing next to the transmitter has moved.’
‘You’re not really a country girl, are you?’ Ed had to point out.
‘Not likely,’ was Annie’s decided response. ‘You’ve seen what people have to wear out here – and they still break their legs.’
She picked up the phone. She had a text. Opening it, she read out loud:
Head fine, ankle broken. Thanks for your help. Look forward to seeing it on TV. Morven x
‘The final episode of the series?’ Ed smiled. ‘That is going to be a lot of fun. How much filming did you manage to do?’
‘Oh, I have all the crucial moments, don’t worry,’ Annie assured him. ‘I think I even got when Morven fell and I definitely got the cutting up of the bag. That was class. Svetlana broke a nail… it was a moment of very high drama. She cut up the bag with a Ukrainian hunting knife! It was terrible, women all over the country will be covering their eyes. They won’t be able to watch. She stuck her knife right in and made this terrible rippppppp noise, and that was it, £7,000 worth of craftsmanship gone with a single stroke.’
Ed took hold of her hand and held it in his. ‘So, are we going to stop off in Gretna Green on the way home then?’ he asked softly.
For a moment there was silence in the room; then Annie turned to face him. ‘Ed Leon!’ she exclaimed. ‘Is that seriously your idea of a proposal?’
‘Annie Valentine!’ he exclaimed right back. ‘Is that seriously your idea of an answer?’
She rolled on to her back and crossed her arms: ‘First of all, I’m not going to talk to you about anything wedding-related unless you ask properly.’
Ed paused for a moment and began to blush. He got out of the bed without saying anything and, for a moment, Annie thought she had gone too far. Maybe she had refused once too often. As she watched him walk round the bed towards her side and in the direction of the door, she knew immediately that she’d changed her mind.
Up until today, she’d thought that getting married would be too complicated and just unnecessary. And there was, deep down in her heart, the thought that getting married might somehow bring them bad luck. She had once buried her husband. She knew it was irrational, but she couldn’t help thinking that if she didn’t marry Ed, nothing bad could happen to him. If he wasn’t her husband, she could never be his widow.
‘Ed?’ she asked with a voice which felt tight.
Ed didn’t make for the door, he turned, as he’d intended to turn, and knelt down on the floor beside her.
‘Annie,’ he began, scooping up her hands and holding them firmly in his, ‘let’s get married… and not just to make Owen happy. Let’s get married because we want to and because it’s not such a big deal. We’re committed anyway: we have Lauren and Owen, our babies, the house.’
She loved that he had put Lauren and Owen first. That was very important to her.
‘Gretna Green would be fine,’ Ed assured her. ‘If you can just turn up, I have no idea, but if we can, let’s go there, sign some papers and we’ll be done.’
He was playing it down. He didn’t want to make it too romantic, too over the top or too momentous, because he was frightened that she would shy away.
‘Ed?’ she asked again. She propped herself up on her elbow and put her hand against this very kind face.
‘Shhhh!’ he insisted, perhaps wanting to stop her from refusing him again. ‘It’s OK, please, don’t worry about it.’ He put his hand over hers. ‘I know you’re worried, but I promise, it’s going to be fine. I’m going to live for a very, very long time. Probably outlive you by years and years,’ he twinkled, understanding and addressing her deepest fear. ‘Gorgeous young girlfriends will be swanning around me in the contents of your wardrobe when I’m very old.’
‘Shut up!’ she told him with a grin. ‘Have as many girlfriends as you like once I’m gone but the wardrobe goes to Lauren and Minnie.’
The thought of Minnie being old enough to parade about in Annie’s Versace numbers made both of them laugh.
‘C’mon,’ Ed urged, ‘we’ll just stop off, sign the papers and it will all be done.’
‘No,’ she said gently.
His face fell instantly.
‘No, not no,’ she backtracked, confusing him now. ‘Just no to Gretna Green, babes. If I’m going to marry you… and I think I am…’
There was a pause here. She looked right at him and let it sink in a little. She heard Ed’s sharp intake of breath.
‘If I’m going to marry you, then Dinah, Billie, Mum, Connor, your sister, Hannah, her little Sid… all the girls from The Store… everyone has to be there. Svetlana and her boys, Elena – I couldn’t get married without them. I just couldn’t. They’d never forgive me. And what about my girls? The regulars. The ones who watch the show every week, who email me and tell me the truth. Tell me if I’ve made a total pillock out of myself or not. They have to at least know that I’m planning to get married.
‘I’m not saying they have to be there, watching,’ Annie went on quickly, to Ed’s relief, ‘but they have to know about it. They’ll have to help me choose my dress…
‘Babes,’ she said finally, ‘if I’m going to get married again, then it has to be in a totally amazing dress. And look at my feet! I can’t hobble down to Gretna Green tomorrow and tie the knot in a pair of hiking boots or a pair of those terrible tragic hiking sandals! It wouldn’t be right! Would it?’
Ed shook his head. ‘No,’ he agreed, ‘it wouldn’t be right.’
‘I won’t be Annie Valentine any more!’ she said, the realisation dawning. ‘Of course you will,’ Ed assured her.
‘No,’ she told him with a shake of her head, ‘that’s Roddy’s name. I can’t keep it.’
‘Well, you could be Annie Mitchell.’
‘God no,’ was her verdict on this, ‘that’s Mick’s name.’ Running her hand slowly and fondly down his cheek, she tried out: ‘Annie Leon. That’s nice. We’ll all get used to it. I want to take your name. It’s not PC, it’s not cool, it’s downright old-fashioned. But I want everyone to know just how much you mean to me.’
‘Thank you,’ he said and moved her hand to his lips so he could kiss it. ‘You can be the one to tell Owen though,’ he warned.
‘What do you mean?’
‘You can tell him that we’re not getting married at Gretna Green. I think he’s going to be gutted.’
The phone on the bedside table began to bleep again, but before Annie reached over and looked at the screen, she held Ed’s searching look.
‘You’ve not actually—’ he began.
‘—Said yes?’ She understood. ‘Yes,’ she told him but couldn’t help adding, ‘but don’t be thinking this is a guaranteed-sex situation. I am un-bloody-believably tired.’
The phone bleeped again.
‘OK.’ Ed smiled at her. ‘See who it’s from. You know, it’s just a proposal we’re doing here, nothing urgent, we can do this again some time.’
‘Sorry,’ she said, but reached over for the phone.
‘It’s from Tamsin,’ she began and read it, first of all, to herself with an increasing smile.
Hv shown big boss yr Paris footage. He loves. Think u will be star of series 3. Txx
Then she read it out to Ed. ‘What do you think of that?’ she asked him.
‘I’m very proud of you,’ he replied. ‘You so deserve series three.’
‘Yes, I’m very lucky. I’m about to get everything I always wanted,’ she said, feeling slightly shocked at the idea herself. ‘In fact, it’s more than I always wanted, babes. I didn’t know how much I wanted the twins until I had them. And I didn’t know how much I wanted another… husband.’ She said the word carefully. It was still a loaded word for her. It was going to take a long time to be able to think of Ed as her husband, not Roddy.
‘Annie Valentine gets everything she’s always wanted,’ Ed said with his eyebrows raised. ‘It’s not possible!’ He bumped his nose gently against hers. ‘Within twenty-four hours, Annie soon-to-be-Leon will want something else. I promise you, at least a two-storey extension or maybe your own range of shoes.’
‘No!’ she insisted. ‘I have more than I ever wanted. This is all enough. Totally.’
She kissed him on the mouth, put her arms around his neck and suddenly felt that maybe the hours of trauma on the hillside might not have used up every last tiny bit of her energy.