It was a golden October day when Meg and Will ambled the length and breadth of London from Aldgate in the east to Ludgate in the west, from Moorfields north of the city to the harbor at Queenhithe. Meg loved walking down the street in breeches and breaking into a run if she felt like it. She held her head high, thinking what an advantage it gave her, this ability to see above the crowds.
Will was eager to relate his encounter with Roger Ruffneck. It was a different story than the one Meg heard him tell at the Boar’s Head.
“Seeing he meant to fight me for the sword, I threw it aside,” said Will. “He had no weapon and I meant to make it a fair fight. So with my fists I met him blow for blow, blackening his eye and raising knots on his head. He contrived to fall in the direction of the sword, picked it up, and ran away with it. What a dastard! A base coward!”
“Well done, Will,” said Meg, suppressing a grin. “I would have fared no better. Did the villain hurt you?”
“Not much,” he said with a shrug. He was wearing a cap that hid the cut on his head and trying not to limp. Meg learned something new about men: they liked to embroider their deeds as some women did pillow cushions to make them seem magnificent.
“Let’s go to St. Paul’s, which you showed me from the bridge,” Will suggested.
Meg had assumed that the purpose of their outing was to find Davy Dapper and Peter Flick, but Will seemed more interested in exploring the city. So she decided simply to enjoy his company. Paul’s Walk she found unchanged. Every sort of business was being conducted as usual in the nave of the church, which was thronged with merchants, lawyers, pickpockets, pimps, and even animals. Meg and Will left in disgust when a pack mule voided its bowels in an aisle and no one seemed to care. In the churchyard a crier sang the latest ballad and a troupe of tumblers entertained a happy crowd.
“Look up; heed those boys in the belltower,” warned Meg. Just as she and Davy and Peter used to do, they were pelting passersby with pigeon droppings and rotten fruit.
But it was up to Meg to be watchful. Will was ambling from one printer’s shop to another, pausing at bookstalls to read the broadsides and examine the tiny octavos and large folios. “This churchyard is heaven,” he sighed. “But though I am a poor man—nay, because I am poor—I may not enter.”
“So you cannot buy a book, but you can get a free sermon,” said Meg, indicating the stone cross where a black-robed preacher stood. With his arms spread he resembled a giant crow. He had to shout in order to be heard.
“You may see them in taverns, theaters, and even in hallowed churches, these mankind witches!” His thick brows were like caterpillars crawling up his forehead as he spoke. “For God saith in His testament that a man who wears a woman’s apparel is accursed, and a woman who wears a man’s apparel is accursed also; verily they are monsters abhorrent to the Lord.”
Meg felt herself grow crimson with shame and fury.
“Are there such creatures in London?” said Will, amused. “I thought all monsters dwelled in far-off Asia and Africa.”
“The preacher himself is the monster—a dragon spewing poison,” said Meg. “Come away.”
“No, this is as good as a play. Listen.”
“They are not fit for His house, but for the alehouse and the playhouse, those resorts of the riotous. Beware the dens of deviltry, the sinks of sinfulness.”
“Even better!” said Will. “His eloquence inspires me to visit those places that promise so many pleasures.”
“Let’s go now, for I am thirsty,” said Meg, hoping Will did not really intend to visit a bawdy house.
“A moment yet. Is that the chamberlain from the inn?” said Will, pointing to a man who stood rapt before the preacher.
Meg looked. It was indeed Job Nockney. When had he become a Puritan? Meg almost spoke her thoughts but remembered in time that Mack was not supposed to know Job. Nor did she want to risk Job recognizing her. She turned and strolled quickly away.
“Hold! Wait.” It was Will, running to catch up with her, a notebook in his hand. “Let me sit and write down some choice phrases.”
They entered the nearest alehouse, and while Meg quenched her thirst Will jotted in his notebook.
“Is it true, as my sister claims, that you write plays in order to repay your father’s debt?” said Meg, seizing the chance to remind Will of his blunted purpose.
“I wish I could deny that heavy reckoning!” he said with sudden feeling. “I write but to please myself and forget my sorrows.”
“Ah, the sorrows of love. It was vile of those sisters to trick you. Or do you mean the sorrow of your bankrupt family?”
Will shook his head. “I’ve forsworn the Hathaway wenches! Let me love instead an honest and true-hearted friend such as yourself.”
Meg’s heart skipped a beat. Then she remembered Will believed he was speaking to Mack. She felt a tug of brief regret.
“Where does that leave my poor cousin who loves you distractedly?” she said.
Will groaned. It was not a sound that spoke of love. Therefore to plead for Violetta would be harmless, Meg decided. But how to praise her as one man might to another? She chose her words with care.
“Consider that Violetta has a pleasant temper as well as a pretty face—except when she cries at length, and her features remain swollen for several hours after.” She paused. “Her father is a wealthy man, and she has every hope of an inheritance when he dies, if they are reconciled and if he does not spend it by then.”
“That is faint praise,” said Will.
Meg clapped him on the shoulder. “Do not think because I praise her I am in love with her myself! I have seen her but once or twice. My sister will vouch for her virtue, though it was nearly vanquished by the same villain who smote you in the matter of his sword. My sister took it from him, you know. At the Boar’s Head.” She glanced at Will to see his reaction.
“’Struth, Long Meg is a brave wench. She fears no man. And she has the most agile tongue of any woman I know.”
To Meg this sounded like a bawdy remark. “Do not speak of my sister in that manner,” she warned.
“Be content, Mack. I refer not to kissing, for her lips are beyond a man’s reach. I refer to her quick and nimble speech. She confesses her mind most freely and with words well chosen.”
Meg could not hide her pleasure. “In truth I got all my brains from her. Our parents had none to spare.”
“Say, Mack, why don’t you come to the Boar’s Head? We three could indulge in a great feast of wit between us.”
“I may not. And you must never speak of me there,” she said with great feeling. If Will talked of Meg’s brother, that would give her away, for the Overbys knew she had no family besides her “cousin” Violetta.
“Why should I not claim you as my friend?” said Will.
Flustered, Meg struggled to think of a reason. Finally she said, “One night I became boisterous, calling the hostess ‘mighty Mistress Over-byte’ and praising her toothsome fare. I meant the tasty food.” She winked. “But her husband took offense and had Meg throw me out, whereupon my sister bade me never return there, for she feared to lose her position.”
Will nodded sympathetically. “Meg is vexed with me too. I love to jest with her, yet she often takes it amiss.”
Meg faltered, then found her riposte. “Can you blame her? How would you like to be a curiosity of nature, say, a man of uncommonly small stature?”
“I am already a curiosity, for no one respects a poet or understands him.” Will sighed. “But you do, I believe. Therefore disguise youself and come. You can keep me company while I write.”
Meg started. Disguise myself? She glanced at Will, whose open look revealed no suspicion.
“With you present,” Will went on, “Violetta might refrain from disturbing me.”
The idea of sitting next to Will while his mind invented new people and gave them words and deeds greatly appealed to her. She had to shake her head briskly to remind herself to behave as Mack.
“You are too cruel to my cousin!” said Meg, more heartily than she intended. She took a swallow of ale. “Why do people flee from love?” She was thinking not only of Will and the sisters from Stratford, but Violetta running away from Thomas Valentine. “They should be glad of it. Is not the state of being loved preferable to that of being indebted?”
Again Will would not be reminded of his business. “To be in love is to be a slave to flesh and fantasy. It is to be speared with self-doubt and stretched on a rack, to have one’s mind possessed with thoughts that find no relief but in wretched poetry.”
Meg, who had never experienced the pains of love, could not help but laugh at Will’s outburst. But she did so in a manly way.
Will took no offense, only nodded to himself. “ ‘Stretched’ and ‘wretched.’ Not a bad rhyme, don’t you agree?” He dipped his pen and wrote.
“Your rhyme is fair but your raillery far-fetched,” said Meg. “Love cannot be so vile as you say.”
Will glanced up at her with an expression that conveyed, if Meg was not mistaken, admiration.
“Indeed it is a noble thing to love a friend as oneself—one’s better self,” he said, and the warmth of his smile made Meg blush.
Upon returning to the inn, Meg was forced to endure another of Violetta’s inquisitions. She wanted to know everything Will and Meg had spoken to each other.
“I can’t recall every word but their gist was, he is not disposed to love. He says love is a kind of torture, he would not be a slave, and more in that vein.” Meg shrugged. “I cannot change his mind.”
Violetta’s face crumpled. “A slave? I torture him? He wrongs love who says such things.”
“O I am weary of discontented lovers,” said Meg. “You bottle your misery and pour it like vinegar into your cuts, which makes them hurt all the more.” She undressed and placed Mack’s clothes beneath her mattress. Taking her night shift from the hook on back of the door, she noticed the ladder of chalk marks there. How many months had it been since Gwin measured her?
“Violetta!” she said, interruping her friend’s silent weeping. “Return me a small favor for the vast trouble I undertake on your behalf. Take this chalk and mark my height.”
Since giving up the vain efforts to slow her growth, Meg was afraid to see how much taller she had become. At least two fingers, she guessed. She did not want to know and yet she was compelled to find out.
A sniffling Violetta climbed on the stool and stood on her toes. Meg heard the scrape of the chalk and ducked aside.
“Where is the mark?” she asked.
Violetta pointed. “Right on top of this one.”
“No, you are supposed to make a new mark to show how much I have grown,” said Meg impatiently. “I’ll have to fetch Gwin.”
“I know what I am doing,” said Violetta. “The new mark is even with the old one.”
Meg stared at the door. She stared at Violetta. She put her hand to the top of her head.
Violetta laughed through her tears. “You simple goose!” she said. “You have stopped growing.”