[White] Power, noun
1 belief in the fact that all white people have the God given and constitutionally guaranteed right to exercise, encourage, promote, celebrate and defend the privilege of being born superior to other races.
[White] Pride, noun
1 a feeling of deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from the knowledge that all members of other races possess behaviors or abilities that distinguish them as inferior with the obvious exception of athletes, musicians, and comedians like Amos and Andy who make white folks laugh so hard they damn near piss themselves. The same goes for the tap dancing nigger butler on the Shirley Temple Show, and that nigger Uncle Ben on the rice box. They’re all always shuffling and bent over with big ol’ dickless grins on their faces. They’re the only niggers a white man could ever trust with his daughters.
[White] Privilege, see Colonialism, Apartheid, and Manifest Destiny.
Synonyms: Patriot, Religious Right, Conservative Christian, Staunch Segregationist, proud American, active Klansman, card carrying member of the Citizens Council, Mississippi Sovereignty Commission, Redeemers; commonly confused with racist, xenophobe, or bigot.