GHOULMASTER, by Brian McNaughton

Finding gifts to please my baby sister wasn’t easy. She was married to J. Carter Hazard and lived in a mansion on Zaman’s Hill, while I had rooms on the raffish side of the Miskatonic. I brought some flowers I’d picked and a bottle of wine when I came to dinner.

“Felix!” She was delighted to see me, but strangely surprised. After our fond embrace, she held me at arms’ length and stared. “What happened to you?”

I examined my new cashmere topcoat. It displayed no ghastly stains. My stomach thwarted an attempt to examine my shoes, but I was ninety per cent certain I was wearing them. I said, “When?”

“Last night. Dinner?”

“Oh. I thought.…”

“Yes, obviously, but how could you confuse the date of your own birth?”

“It is?” I could have sworn my latest birthday had been celebrated only last week, when she had given me this very coat. I had thought to please her by wearing her gift so soon.

“It was. Yesterday. We sent more than once to remind you, since you refuse to have a telephone, but that infuriating servant of yours only answers the door when it suits him.”

“I often sleep at my office.…”

“Which no one can find. Are you sure you have an office at the Old Lecture Hall? Well, there’s no harm done. I had run out of Aubrey stories, and they’re wildly popular. The Senator always asks about you.”

“That’s not a bad thing at all, you know,” said my brother-in-law. We had walked through the atrium while we talked and entered the dining room, where he was well into his meal. “Half the time he can’t recall my name, and I’m his cousin.” For a wealthy and well-connected man, he worried a lot about such slights. “But he certainly knows you, Doctor. Belated best wishes, by the way.”

I was curious to know how old I was, but I didn’t want to improve their newest “Aubrey story” by asking.

“What’s this?” Carter examined the bottle Sarah had handed him through a servant. “I didn’t know they made wine in El Salvador.”

“The bartender at Kinsella’s recommended it highly,” I said.

“Oh. That place by the tannery?” He returned the bottle to the maid and waved her off. “We’ll have to try it some day.”

“The flowers are lovely,” Sarah said, primping them in a vase. “I’m sure few people have the unspoiled eye to see that goldenrod is beautiful.”

I admired the elegant tact of that compliment, but she spoiled it by sneezing. Anxious to divert their attention from my sorry gifts, I said, “Where are Susan and—?” To my chagrin, I had forgotten my nephew’s name.

“Frederick, of course, has been with that Chicago law firm for the past two years.” Most fathers would have used his tone to confess that a son was riding with Hell’s Angels. “Susan.…” Saying nothing more about her, he brooded darkly. I had fond memories of Susan scrambling over me like a little monkey to discover gifts I would hide about my person. As she was only a year younger than Frederick, she would be less than enraptured with the rag doll in my pocket. I dimly recalled an embarrassment last year, or perhaps the year before, when a handsome young lady had ransacked my garments and feigned delight with the bird-shaped whistle she had found.

“We fear Susan has fallen in with evil companions,” Sarah said. “Do you know of Mrs. Kilpatrick?”

“I know who she is. There was some unpleasantness…?”

“Very good!” Hazard laughed without humor. “‘Unpleasantness,’ indeed! A couple of years ago, her son, Roger, disappeared after killing his bride. But since the lady is the only one left on the scene, I should put her on my list of suspects, wouldn’t you, Doctor?”

“What’s she got to do with little Susan? The woman must be my age.”

“Sixty, actually, though she looks absurdly younger,” Sarah said, denying me any clue I might have used. But she sensed my confusion and kindly added, “You’re fifty, Felix.”

“And a day,” I said, and this pleasantry lifted some of the gloom from the table; though not all of it.

They didn’t ask for my help, but I was uniquely placed to give it. Through the window of my office that faced Mt. Tabor Cemetery, after I had removed a clutter of papers and bones, I could look down on the home of Mrs. Kilpatrick. An unhealthy place to live, I thought, with its unkempt grounds blending into the necropolis.

Now you may think from my account of my birthday party that I am a dunce. If my own word counts for anything, I’m not, but my mind keeps different time from others’. Not until a full day after Carter mentioned those murders, when I looked on the Kilpatrick home and thought of its unhealthiness, did I connect the scandal with a girl I’d known, Amy Winfield.

Among the follies of my youth had been an ill-advised book that elaborated on certain queer local folktales about ghouls. Folklore was not my specialty. I am a physician, and was at that time working toward a second doctorate in comparative anatomy. But some imp of the perverse prompted me to relax from my studies by writing that stupid book. It was printed in a small edition by Derby & Son, a local firm notorious for publishing anything about the history, real or imagined, of Arkham.

Why legends of ghouls should have taken such firm root in New England as early as the seventeenth century was a mystery, but H.P. Lovecraft had not been wrong in tracing hints of this myth back to Puritan times in his disturbing story, “Pickman’s Model.” This tale had given me nightmares as a boy and later impelled me to an ill-advised midnight ramble through Boston’s North End, in search of the approximate locale of Pickman’s studio, when I was a Harvard undergraduate. Fortunately I was a large and rather mad-looking undergraduate, and the knots of ducktailed thugs who clustered at every other street-corner let me pass without drawing their switchblades. Even they avoided some of the darker and twistier alleys, and I suspected I might be onto something as I threaded my way through the slum, but I only succeeded in getting myself braced and frisked by a couple of suspicious police officers and giving myself a few more nightmares.

The legend of the ghoul and the word itself are of Arabic origin, so one wonders how they could have impinged upon the consciousness of our earlier settlers, when the Arabian Nights had not been available in popular translation, and when Puritans would have abhorred it if it had, but a 1680 entry in the journal of my ancestor, Preserved Aubrey, speaks of “ye foule Gowles that maketh a mockerie of Christian burial in ye Precincts of Mt. Tabor cemetery.” I must admit that he tended to be a ranter, never entirely coherent, and he may have been writing figuratively in connection with one of the many religious disputes that all too often seized his attention.

I had found some highly suggestive material in references to Mrs. Kilpatrick’s earliest traceable ancestor, Sidney Newman, who had immigrated to our shores in 1674 from the Levant. He was apparently an Arab, an odd addition to the Anglo-Saxon population that then prevailed, but he was by all accounts a charming and articulate gentleman; more importantly to his Yankee neighbors, he was a hard-headed businessman who achieved extraordinary success in all his enterprises. He was a scholar of obscure lore, too, and later laid the foundations for Miskatonic’s unique collection of “forbidden” books with a handsome bequest. Although the wildest rumors circulated for years after, no one ever determined whether his murder, in 1715, at the hands of unknown intruders had been triggered by his business practices or his reputed demonolatry. The gruesome nature of his murder, by dismemberment and cremation in his domestic hearth, had kept all the rumors alive in any number of compilations of New England mysteries.

I toyed with the idea of proposing that Newman had originated our New England ghoul legends by speaking of Arabic myths to his neighbors, but I decided against it. I had no proof. His descendants still existed and might be offended by idle speculation about their unfortunate ancestor. Talk of supernatural connections might expecially offend them, since Newman had traveled to Salem in 1692 to testify as a character-witness for a defendant in the witch-trials, and had narrowly escaped being hanged himself.

Reasonable readers would have accepted my book about ghouls as a work of fiction, but such readers are rare, and most condemned it as a hoax. Even worse, totally unreasonable readers took it for a scientific treatise. I soon abandoned the hopeless task of trying to convince my detractors that I was a fiction-writer and my admirers that I was a liar. When anyone mentioned ghouls to me, I would usually flee.

Amy Winfield was one of the morbid eccentrics the subject attracts. She was an art student, and ghouls—drawn solely from her imagination, of course—were the sole subject of her art. Flippantly, one of her instructors told her I was the only person who could verify the anatomical correctness of her drawings, and I gave her the benefit of my best guesses.

She married Roger Kilpatrick, and within a few months, as my brother-in-law had reminded me, he murdered her. Or his mother had. I had been fond of Amy, even if she had been a bit strange. I was much fonder of my niece, Susan. Whether my help was needed or not, I resolved to give it.

Until the disappearance of her son, I learned, Mrs. Kilpatrick had been jealous of her privacy. Those who strayed onto her grounds were apt to be set upon by dogs and lawyers. But after lamenting Roger’s flight and the death of his bride for a year, she changed her ways. She welcomed students and social butterflies to her salon to meet hypnotists, swamis, gurus, necromancers, oracles, faddists and the less reputable sort of artists. Such companions may not have been evil, as Sarah averred, but they sounded criminally frivolous.

Those who had visited her salon told me that no one needed an invitation, especially not I—because of my scholarly distinction, they hastened to add, in case I thought they meant I should fit right in, the ninny everyone called “Ghoulmaster” behind his back.

To avoid confusion with charlatans and lunatics, I dressed formally for the second time that week, which laid me open to no end of sarcastic sallies from my servant, Ramon. He affected to believe that I meant to cut a figure before Niobe, a young woman who had lately won vulgar adulation by performing a salacious dance on the back of an elephant at the Dunwich Fair.

“For defend the lady if the tiger escape?” he gasped between giggles when I asked him to sharpen and polish the sword-stick I had bought years ago in preparation for a trip to New York City that I later managed to avoid.

As often happens in my social life, I miscalculated. The large, noisy room I entered assaulted me with the impression of a Hallowe’en party in a bagnio, with Marlene Dietrich and Heinrich Himmler as guests of honor. Anyone asked to pick out the charlatan in that gathering would surely have chosen me.

I was wondering how to be inconspicuous in my tuxedo when the crowd perfected my humiliation by applauding, as if I were an entertainer who had lumbered onstage to lampoon Fred Astaire. I waited for the applause to end so I could be plainly heard, but as I opened my mouth to damn them all for impudent swine, a young woman dashed up to me and cried: “Uncle Felix! Did my mother send you to spy on me?”

I had been reminded that Susan was no longer a toddler, and her costume left me in no doubt that she was a grown woman. She seemed to have forgotten to put on a dress over the black undergarments and mesh stockings that she wore, incredibly, with hiking-boots. For the first time in years, I felt my face burn. She blushed, too, to her credit, all the way down to her pretty little breasts.

“He’s certainly dressed for spying, isn’t he? Mr. James Bond, I presume.” I was calmer now, but unable to speak with much coherence, so I was grateful when this woman continued, “After he ignored my fifth or sixth invitation, I all but gave up on our illustrious Dr. Aubrey. Whatever did I say, Doctor, that finally tempted you away from your far more interesting tibias and fibias and infundibulums?”

This was Mrs. Kilpatrick, then, and my first impression was of her eyes. They were incredibly large, their hue was a glowing topaz, and their effect was startling. Beautiful, yes, but they were the sort of beautiful eyes one saw in a zoo, and the absence of intervening bars unsettled me.

“Um,” I believe I replied to her question, and, “Ah.”

“Uncle, forgive me!” Susan said. “I had no idea you’d been invited.”

Neither did I, and I somehow doubted that I had been, but I said, “I try to open my mail at least once a year, but sometimes I neglect it.”

That seemed to me a reasonable practice, but from the way they laughed, I suspected that I’d just started another Aubrey story on its rounds.

It was easier to believe that my hostess had killed off her family than that she was sixty. The black dress that matched her long, straight hair was not just diaphanous, it was transparent. Most of the older guests had the sense to eschew a fashion more suited to girls like Susan, but Mrs. Kilpatrick flaunted it in triumph. Lithe as a panther, bright as a bird, she confounded any notion that her skin might be less taut or more freckled than that of the young persons who vied for her attention.

More than once, as I perambulated the salon like the overdressed ghost of somebody’s grandfather, she caught me staring at her and pierced me over the rim of a Japanese fan with her thoroughly unnerving eyes. I wasn’t sure if she was threatening or flirting, but those signals are often flown on the same banner. I tried to stop looking her way.

The room was large, open on two sides to the summer airs of a garden, and to its innumerable moths and beetles. Perhaps my nose was influenced by my awareness that so many ancient dead lay so close by, but the night breeze seemed less fragrant than moldy. The decor was a queasy mix of American decadence and exotic barbarism, most of the latter souvenirs of the swashbuckling Isaac Newman, who had parlayed his stewardship of some South Seas whaling-stations into a petty kingdom in the 1820’s. Savage spears flanked effete watercolors, clay gnomes ogled crystal fairies, a marble nude bemused an octopoid demon hacked from basalt.

Some local primitive had been responsible for the most truly barbarous artifact, an old mural that depicted Isaac meting out justice to the heathen. I tried to keep my back to this horror, but I kept forgetting it, so that I was often startled by fresh aspects of its grisliness.

By strolling here or there, I could sample the flagrant abuse of instruments intended for music, of language intended for poetry, of minds intended for thought. By publicizing and sensationalizing the university’s unfortunate collection of crackpot books, the late H.P. Lovecraft has a lot to answer for. Each year, it seems, draws a larger and stranger agglomeration of Lovecraftian lunatics, students and street-people, to Miskatonic, and this year’s crop was richly represented in the self-styled artists and philosophers who had flocked to Mrs. Kilpatrick’s salon.

It embarrassed me acutely that I could cut a figure in such an intellectual vacuum. I could have stolen all the mountebanks’ admirers away if I had chosen to rap my stick and announce that I would now speak of ghouls. Incredibly, the applause had not satirized my costume, which many assured me was downright squalid; it had meant they were glad to see me. While the university establishment traded Aubrey stories about a dimwit who forgot to wear his false teeth or his trousers to class, this crowd had been telling each other tales of a mystery-man who trafficked with ghouls and demons. I wasn’t sure which cycle of slanderous myths I liked least. I know I didn’t like it at all when people called me, with respectful intent, “Ghoulmaster.”

Most of the questions with which they vexed me were foolish or incomprehensible, and I would either stare down my questioner in heavy silence or mumble something abstruse. Most vexing of all were the pathetic morons who believed that ghoulism was a desirable state, and who wanted me to help them attain it. I tried to convince them in their own slang that no such perversion was squalid, but they took this for an enigmatic joke.

While I was trying to elude an immoderately graceful young man in a motorcycle jacket and sequined athletic-supporter who desired my opinion of a poem that began, I think, “My love and the worms are on intimate terms,” something caught my eye. I should say, rather, what caught my eye was its absence: the smallest toe on the foot of a passing woman.

When I notice minor disfigurements, I try to put them out of my mind, and I realized that I had already tried to put too many out of my mind that night. In a gathering of a hundred or so, it seemed unlikely that so many as half a dozen would be missing toes, fingers or earlobes, but I had already seen that many, and I had hardly examined the whole crowd.

The last verse had jingled away, and the poet yearned toward me with hound’s eyes. I said, “That is without a doubt, sir, the most squalid effusion to which I have ever been subjected.”

“Ghoulmaster!” he cried. Before I had any idea what he intended, he dropped to his knee, seized my hand and kissed it.

“Get up, get up,” I muttered, scrubbing my hand vigorously with my handkerchief and trying to edge away. To divert him from his art and his adoration alike, I said, “Why are there so many severed fingers?”

He looked stricken. His lip trembled. He said, “Master, forgive me, I don’t know! But I’ll think on it constantly, I swear, and when we next meet, I hope I’ll have a worthy answer.”

I realized, as he danced away to blither of his epiphany, that he had mistaken a plain question for a cosmic riddle.

I found myself confronting the ghastly mural yet again. It would have been an unfit backdrop for any activity, but behind this mob of fetishists and posers and smatterers, it seemed—if I may be permitted the detestable word—ghoulish. Either the artist had never seen a real Polynesian, or else he had tried to legitimize the atrocities by presenting the natives as subhumans whose evolution had been diverted toward the model of the baboon. What particularly appalled me, however illogically, was seeing the machines and victims of hidden torture-chambers arrayed on an idyllic beach in broad daylight.

“Their cannibalism drove my ancestor wild,” Mrs. Kilpatrick said at my elbow, and she smiled to observe its convulsive jerk, “but they saw it as a sacrament.”

“Knocking that idea out of their heads was surely no crime,” I said, leaving my further thoughts unspoken.

Her right hand rested companionably on my arm. As I watched the hummingbird-flicker of the fan in her left, I conceived the notion that she contrived to hide the smallest finger of that hand from my view. I wondered if it was missing. I grew obsessed with this question, but her adroit maneuvers and the shadows of moths that danced around the hanging lamps combined to baffle me.

“They believed they gained the wisdom and experience of their sacrificial victims by eating them,” she said. “Could that idea have any truth in it?”

“If it did, it might spare my students the boredom of my lectures.”

She smiled: not at my poor joke, but in lofty tolerance of my flippancy. Such a fine distinction could she convey quite plainly with the tilt of her chin, the flex of her eyebrow, but most of all with the gleam of her disturbing eyes.

“Am I wrong, Doctor, in believing that a body remembers its missing limb? Who then can say that the limb holds no memory of the missing body and the contents of the brain?”

Even from so fascinating a woman, such nonsense bored me. I answered, “That well may be, but it doesn’t follow that I can assume those memories by consuming the limb. If that were so—” here I popped down a tidbit from a sideboard—“I could now recall the life and opinions of a shrimp.”

“How do you know you can’t,” she laughed, “unless you know the language of shrimp?”

We had continued our game with the fan, and now I knew she had been playing the game, for as she skewered me with that reply, she reached up and scratched my nose: with the little finger of her left hand. I took no offense at this liberty, as I told myself I should have, and discovered a foolish grin on my face after she had swayed away, fluttering, shooting a parting flash of topaz through untidy bangs over her shoulder.

Her admirers swarmed around her again before she had crossed the room, my niece among them. I hurried to extract Susan and propelled her nearly into the garden, where the light was less revealing. She seemed to have grown comfortable with her shameless display, but I hadn’t.

“Uncle, I had no idea you were such a.…” Words failed her, but her eyes sparkled.

“Such a deep shifter?” I filled in, showing off more of my new vocabulary.

“Exactly!” she laughed. “Everyone’s in absolute awe of you. I mean, to hear Father talk—” She broke off in confusion.

I diverted her from the slip: “Why are there so many severed fingers here?”

“Oh, that. That’s just—sort of like fortune-telling, you know, only deeper. Mrs. Kilpatrick can tell you just everything about yourself, who your real friends are, what you should do to be happy, things like that.”

This appalling revelation actually cheered me up. Here was clearly a matter for the police: physical mutilation in aid of fortune-telling. I would report her, Mrs. Kilpatrick would be packed off to a prison or a madhouse, and Susan would be freed from her influence. Mission accomplished.

But I kept my plans to myself as I took both of her hands in mine and examined them. I pushed back her soft hair to check her ears. Not foreseeing how odd it would sound, I said, “Take off your boots.”

She giggled, but she complied. I glanced down at her pretty toes. I found that I could look at her directly without shame or, what I suppose had secretly shamed me, improper urges. As forcefully and earnestly as I could, I said, “Dearest girl, one thing we must all do to be happy is to keep our bodies in one piece. That isn’t always easy. We’re soft creatures in a hard world. When you’ve outgrown this crowd—and you will, believe me—you’ll regret it bitterly if you’ve mutilated your perfect body for their sake.”

“Uncle, I wouldn’t do that! Do you think I’m crazy?”

“No, but you’re young, and Mrs. Kilpatrick has a strong personality, and you admire her perhaps more than she deserves.”

My eye wandered to the mural across the room, visible now in its sickening fullness, of the lady’s ancestor enlightening the cannibals. Had such reminders of that old atrocity so warped her mind that she would embrace the belief her great-great-grandfather had tried to stamp out? Perhaps the fantasy she had advanced held her truest and maddest convictions.

Those savages weren’t alone in their belief. Credulous boobies in our own city—in this very room—believed in ghouls as demons with magical powers. One such power, according to fireside tales, was to retrieve the memories and mimic the appearance of corpses whose parts they ate.

I tried to keep my imagination from running wild, but that was probably the wrong way to understand people like our hostess. A lifetime of medical research had taught me that I could imagine no depravity in the darkest corner of my mind that others weren’t practicing behind respectable and ordinary façades. And in company like this, where nothing seemed ordinary or respectable, what secrets might not lurk?

I needed air, and not just the moldy breeze from the graveyard. Susan made no objection when I proposed to take her home, and I dared to hope that my words had tempered her enthusiasm for the madwoman. I asked one of the servants to phone for a taxi while she, to my relief, collected a black leather coat. We rode for a while in silence, she with thoughts that I hoped were wise, and I with probably foolish ones about the similarity of primitive religion to ghoulish myth.

My speculations gripped my fancy so strongly that I quite forgot the real world until Susan shook me like a sleeper and cried, “What’s going on, Uncle? What is it?”

Our cab had stopped for a traffic light, and our driver had leaped out to expostulate with someone in a way that might have blistered ears in Port-au-Prince. In the next instant a man screamed in pain. I cursed the mystery of the newfangled door handle as I struggled to get out.

“God damn you!” I cried. “What are you playing at now?”

I thought this was one of my typical imbroglios with the lazy, thieving, sarcastic rascals who hire themselves out as taxi-drivers in Arkham. I was at their mercy, having conceded after many years of misplacing my keys, misplacing my car, and driving absent-mindedly into the middle of construction sites and schoolyards, that I should be trusted with no mechanical device more complex than a pen. Tonight’s driver had been worse than most, grumbling to himself about the fate that had chosen him to haul not just Niobe but her elephant as well.

Squeezing myself from a back-seat designed for midget clowns, I anticipated having to sort out some tiresome traffic-dispute with reason, money or threats. I wasn’t prepared to be struck on the head with a club.

That was the intention of my attacker, I have no doubt, but my lurching progress or my size may have confused him, for the club came down hard on my left shoulder. Flailing angrily, I felt my fist collide by accident with a nose, and when I looked about for its owner, I was astounded to find that I had knocked him flat.

But he was rising with a metal baseball-bat in his hands, a rat-faced ruffian in the obligatory black of our local loons. Our driver was down, but I had no time to determine his condition, for the footpad was coming at me with his bat raised. Most of my curses were directed at Ramon, for the sword I had asked him to polish and oil was stuck fast in its stick.

“Wait a minute, you, till I get my sword—” but he ignored my words, which I knew to be ludicrous even as I spoke them. I bent to grip the stick with my knees and tug on the hilt with both hands just as he swung his bat a second time. My sudden change of position made him miss; the blow would have been a deadly one, for he fell sprawling when it failed to connect. At the same time I tripped over my own weapon and fell on him. His breath gushed out in a strangled cry. The fight was over.

I was congratulating myself when Susan screamed: “No! Uncle, help me!”

I rose to see a second rogue bending into our cab from the other side. I gave my sword a mighty heave this time, powered by the sheer terror of Susan’s scream, and it flashed free. My stroke was clumsy, but it was good enough to bite his arm. He merely grunted, but Susan’s scream rose to a heart-stopping pitch. When the attacker fell back, I saw that he held a bloody knife.

I pursued him for a few steps before I understood my priorities. I dashed back to the cab, where I expected to see the worst. What I saw was, in a way, even worse than that. Susan stared up at me, her face death-white, her lips trembling, unable even to scream in her distress. The bloody left hand she clutched with her right was missing its smallest finger.

If anyone stirred in this riverside street of derelict warehouses and gutted mills, they chose not to intrude on our misfortune. The traffic light that had caused our dutiful driver to make a stop at this lonely intersection continued to click, just as dutifully, through its sequence; but the driver lay dead in a pool of blood from his cut throat. The first murderer, merely winded, had run off with his accomplice.

I found a meager first-aid kit in the driver’s compartment and bound up Susan’s wound with hands that trembled from the importance of the task. I would have called the injury minor if anyone else had suffered it, but her apathy was not a good sign.

Trying to start the car never occurred to me, nor looking for a telephone, another device invented to baffle and enrage me. I lifted Susan in my arms. She seemed to weigh nothing, and the face like a pale flower in the darkness looked no older than my deluded memory of the girl I had hoped to please with a doll. My first impulse on entering that iniquitous salon had been to do just this, to wrap her in a coat and carry her home. How I wished I had obeyed that impulse!

Pelted with questions after running, then walking, then staggering to the Hazard home on Zaman’s Hill with my dear burden, I could only gasp as I tried to shake an insectile ballet of black spots from my eyes. I laid Susan down on the nearest couch. Carter arrogated to himself the duty of shaking me, and did it hard enough to rattle my teeth, when he had seen his daughter’s injury.

“Set upon,” I wheezed. “Cutthroats. On the way from Mrs. Kilpatrick’s.”

Sarah cried, “You took her there, Brother?”

Susan tore my heart by rallying from her torpor to defend me: “Of course not, Mama! He came to take me away from that place.”

Her father released me, but he annoyed me even more than Sarah had when he shouted at large, “Send for a doctor!”

I swallowed my pride and said, “You’re quite right.” I added in an undertone, “I don’t like her lethargy at all.”

“But of course, you’ll stay and oversee her care, Doctor,” he said, trying to retrieve his blunder.

“I can’t.” I bent over Susan and managed to evoke a wan smile from her. She knew as well as I that ordinary thieves don’t ignore purses or wallets to steal fingers, and she understood me when I said, “I have something I must do that can’t wait.”

No one else understood, of course. Where must I go, what would I do, what was I thinking of? As sometimes happens in distraught families, such silly questions demanded more attention than the victim. Vague talk of prior engagements failed to win my freedom.

If Hazard had not been my brother-in-law, I might be tempted to describe him as a singularly thick-headed booby, and I hadn’t the patience to persuade him that Mrs. Kilpatrick affected to practice a form of necromancy with the dead parts of living persons. Even if I succeeded, he would want to call his attorney to devise a prudent course of action. They would eventually decide to call the police, who would obtain a search warrant and arrive at Mrs. Kilpatrick’s home sometime tomorrow afternoon.

I must act now if I would retrieve the finger, which still might be reattached. And I was eager to demonstrate to that vile woman as soon and as forcefully as possible that a professor of anatomy, armed with a sword, should never be provoked to a competition in dismemberment.

It’s sometimes convenient to have a name as a buffoon. I confessed to the distracted parents that I had obtained one of the scarce tickets to see Niobe’s farewell performance with her elephant. This foolery they could accept from me. They threw up their hands and let me take my leave. My brother-in-law made no effort to mask his sneer when he offered to lend me his car and chauffeur for such an urgent mission, but I accepted.

The driver, even thicker than his master, refused to believe that I didn’t want to be conveyed to the Dunwich fairgrounds, since Carter had spat out that destination in wishing me a jolly evening. Only when I had spoken some very hard words indeed would he divert his course to the Medical School. He showed his displeasure by driving like a demon taking me to hell, a likeness that I tried not to dwell upon.

The waxing moon beloved of witches had raised its hump over the Old Lecture Hall when I alighted and gave the driver a bill, entreating him to secrecy. Once underway, he shouted back, “Plenty of naked ladies in the Med School morgue, but they won’t wiggle like Niobe!”

I realized that no one would come looking for me in the right place if I failed to return, but this consideration was no more important than my painful weariness as I hurried past the campus to Mrs. Kilpatrick’s grounds. Perhaps I was a fool to risk my life for a scrap of dead flesh and bone, but a terrible anger drove me on.

The house was dark, the party was over, but a dim light still shone from the room that opened on the gardens. I skulked in the shadows, uncertain how to proceed as I asked myself where one would go to eat stolen flesh. As if cued by my entrance, Mrs. Kilpatrick herself answered the question by gliding down the steps from her salon and hurrying toward the cemetery.

She gave no sign that she had seen me, but her timely appearance suggested that I was being toyed with. Her white cape, too, a clear beacon in the moonlight, could have been chosen to make pursuit easy. Knowing that she meant to trap me made the trap seem less perilous, and perhaps that was her convoluted intention, but I followed.

I was thinking that it would be impossible to lose her at the very moment when she vanished. The white cape that had gleamed so brightly in the forsaken garden went out like a snuffed candle.

I dashed forward, unable to imagine what had become of her until the ground under my feet quite suddenly absented itself. It was a short fall, but legs already wobbling from fatigue gave way and sent me sprawling. I had already forgotten how old Sarah had said I was, but I knew I was too old for this. I should have seized the lady the instant she appeared; assuming I could have caught her.

I lay in the cellar of some vanished outbuilding, cluttered with dead branches, withered vines and rusted garden tools. Directly opposite, a door in the cellar wall hung invitingly open, if a doorway leading into the bowels of a graveyard may be called inviting. I hauled myself painfully erect and hobbled closer. I peered within, where darkness and silence oppressed me almost as much as the stench of mold and decay.

Giving it no thought, for thought would have stopped me cold, I stripped to my shirt and put my fine garments aside. I drew my sword and stepped through the door.

The tunnel beyond was somewhat wider than I, but shorter. A man of average height might have walked comfortably erect, or as comfortably as one could between walls clotted with fungi whose textures evoked slippery flesh and lank hair. I had to stoop, and perhaps I partly cringed from the awareness that each step took me beneath a greater weight of earth, of stones, of corpses and their scavengers.

The walls were of orderly masonry, although the identity and purpose of the builders were beyond all but the most macabre conjecture. The dead were not carried into a graveyard by underground tunnels, but such tunnels might conveniently be used to bring them out.

I was abruptly stopped by a sight, the first thing I had seen since entering, but I could put no name to it. It was a pallid glimmer that seemed to contract and expand without ever achieving a coherent shape, although it began to look very much like a blind, mouthing face. Whether it was fleeing or rushing toward me I couldn’t say, but I raised my hand as if to ward it off and was surprised by the sudden materialization of a second pale shape: my own hand. It reflected the almost imperceptible glow of nitrous streaks on the low ceiling, leakage from coffins above. The first phantom could have been nothing but Mrs. Kilpatrick’s white cape, its shape altering in time to her hurried footsteps.

I hurried, too, but the spectral gleam grew no closer. Sometimes it disappeared entirely for long minutes. When I stopped to listen, I heard only my own hammering heartbeat and laboring lungs. Each time I recaptured the image I was never entirely sure that it was really there, that I wasn’t willing myself to see it, but I pressed on.

I breathed more easily when I perceived that the tunnel shied from a direct route to the center of the hill, and that its trend was upward. I could not be as far beneath the surface as I feared. Having met no obstacles yet, I dared to go faster.

Light dazzled me. Against this glare, the pale ghost I had pursued suddenly become a black form of clear outline, startlingly close enough to touch. The lady then astounded me by rising, as if by magic, to leave me trapped in the earth. This puzzle baffled and unmanned me until I stumbled over the lowest of the stone steps she was ascending. I saw her clearly for the first time when she passed through the light, which was nothing but a sliver of moonlight falling from above.

I hurried up the steps. I believe I emerged into a ruined tomb, its door open to the night and its roof half-fallen, but I hardly noticed my surroundings. My attention was seized by the figure of the lady, bending with studied grace as if to pet a dog or offer a tidbit to a child.

“Here’s a dainty treat for you, son,” she said, “from the niece of the man who dares call himself Ghoulmaster.”

The massive shadow before her was neither a dog nor a child. Only its malformed head and shoulders extruded from a second hole in the floor of the tomb. When I cried out, it rolled its yellow eyes at me with a look of insufferable arrogance, as if it were some grand personage I had presumed to discommode.

I believed that Mrs. Kilpatrick had conceived and staged the events up until now: her appearance, my pursuit, this confrontation, perhaps even her grimace of exaggerated surprise as she turned toward me. But I daresay she was unprepared for my improvisation on her drama. I rushed forward with my sword and chopped her hand off at the wrist.

Her shriek was unfit for a madhouse, and the ghoul’s laughter for a nightmare in that madhouse, but I ignored both of them as the twitching hand released a finger that was not its own. I dropped to my knees to scrabble for it on the bloody floor, but the monster was more dexterous. It seized the finger in its filthy claws and dropped into the pit with a final, echoing cackle.

Deluding herself that I coveted her vile hand, which I would not have touched with even a gob of phlegm or a stream of urine, Lady Glypht snatched it from the floor and scuttled into the shadows, where she raved at me: “Roger will know her now, you fool, will possess her to the uttermost depth of her being, in a way that your own secret itch for the little slut could never achieve!”

I had believed myself incapable of gloating over a fellow creature’s distress, but I was forced to revise that belief as I watched the stump of her wrist spout blood. This lady’s presence would not much longer pollute the earth.

Neither had I believed that, faced with a living ghoul, I would desire nothing but its destruction. I am a scientist, and the thing that had once been Roger Kilpatrick was a riddle never posed to science before. But no thought of questioning him, studying him, or curing him crossed my mind. Whatever this thing was, it was an insult to Nature. I had never known the irrational disgust that some feel for snakes, rats or spiders. I knew it now, and I doubt that any man on earth could hate snakes as I hated this ghoul.

Few ophiophobes would go headfirst into an unknown pit after a snake, though. One might, if it stole something dear to him. There was little hope of retrieving Susan Hazard’s finger, but I could avenge its theft. If the monster were indeed the missing Roger Kilpatrick, I could avenge his poor bride, too. Had that child’s morbid but innocent delight in drawing “mythical” creatures led her to those foul jaws?

Still I hesitated. I glanced at Mrs. Kilpatrick in that moment. She had left off shrieking obscenities. I thought she might be unconscious, perhaps even dead, but I was unhappily wrong. This descendant of Sidney Newman, who had undoubtedly brought the necrophiliac plague to our shores, squatted in a strangely animal-like way, greedily gnawing on her own severed hand. To such a sight, hell would be a relief. I crawled into the pit.

This was no man-made passage of stone. It was like the tunnel of a giant mole, scooped by claws and packed smooth by wriggling bodies that had infused it with their stench. The ammoniac stink was a drill in my skull, and there was no air to dilute it, for the ghoul’s body corked the tunnel ahead. I heard him giggling and mumbling in words that sounded nearly like human speech. Then I heard—and I still hear it, will I always hear it?—the grinding of huge teeth, the crackle of tiny bones.

My scream was less human than his when I lunged forward. My hand fell on slimy flesh. I gripped it convulsively. I believed it was an ankle, and I used it to drag myself forward as I jabbed my sword into tissue that I sincerely hoped was more vulnerable than gluteal muscle. He shrieked, and I feared I might never hear again, but I wrenched out the sword for a second thrust.

Anatomist I may be, but I forgot that the foot I held would have a mate. Its horny heel struck me between the eyes like a battering ram, and I knew no more.

The sick sometimes wake up merely to die, and I believed that was what I had done. No continuation of my pain and nausea seemed possible, nor even, in that foul atmosphere, desirable. I vomited until my stomach clenched like an empty fist, but even that brought no relief.

Recalling where I was, I jabbed again with my sword, but it encountered nothing except the tunnel walls. The tone of the scraping suggested that the pit lay empty before me. But I had done with chasing ghouls. I writhed backward, upward, recalling the air of the tomb as if it were the ocean breeze, the moonlight as if it were the noon sun. In no time at all, my foot struck a solid obstruction.

I had reached the end of the tunnel, the hole by which I had entered, and it was blocked. I couldn’t turn, but I tried to make my feet serve as hands. As far as I could tell, a heavy slab now rested on the hole. I doubted that I could move it even if I put my back under it, and that was impossible in the cramped tunnel.

The only alternatives were railing against fate, weeping, or turning my sword on myself, so I crawled forward through my own vomit and downward through the filth of the ghoul.

To keep moving was my only thought. At least the painful effort would occupy my mind. It seemed too much to hope that it would exhaust me and kill me before thirst, starvation or inhuman claws did that work. As for escape from the underground, I tried not even to think of it.

The tunnel branched and kept branching. No one creature could have dug so much. No ten creatures could have dug so much. No twenty creatures, working for twenty years with clawed hands.… Besides his horrific books, what had the earliest Newman brought with him from the Middle East? What had his descendant brought back from the South Seas? A bride? An infection? An alteration in his genetic structure? I could almost believe that a demonic curse had been laid on this house.

I always chose the fork that seemed to go upward, but it always dipped downward again; I always took the direction that seemed—but my confusion on that subject was complete. This time there was no dancing gleam to pursue, nor any light at all.

I felt things, some of them soft and unspeakably putrid. Others were hard, and you may not believe it, but I positively delighted in my ability to say that this was a radius, that an ulna. Even though they bore the scoring of fangs, even though shreds of stinking flesh adhered to some of them, they were familiar, and nothing else was. For a long time I carried a nicely formed scapula with me, as a lost child might cling to a doll, but I dropped it somewhere along the way. When I noted its loss, it irked me more than the later loss of my sword.

I could reckon time only by the growing extent of my torn clothing, my scraped flesh, my ripped fingernails, and by such calculation, an aeon crept by. As I began to drift into sleep or madness, I couldn’t say which, it seemed that little Susan scrambled all over me, searching eagerly for the candy I had hidden. I laughed, protested, turned this way and that to guard the prize. I grabbed her hand, which bit me. I understood then that it was a rat I had captured, and I squeezed the life from it. Its shrill piping seemed echoed by tittering in the hollow distance.

I saw many dead men I had known and held annoyingly banal conversations with them. Perhaps the gargoyle faces that peered and gibbered into mine were likewise hallucinations, but I’m not absolutely sure, even though I think it would have been too dark to see real faces. Screaming at them and punching them made them flee, and I doubt that phantasms would have been so timid.

I fell. My head cleared sufficiently to grasp that I was about to die, that I had fallen into the abyss, but the fall soon ended with a hard jolt on a brick floor. I rose and cracked my head on a wooden beam. Despite the blinding pain, I was elated. I doubted a tomb would have wooden beams. I was in the cellar of a common house, though it seemed less common when I tripped over a chair made of human bones, and of some neither human nor animal.

I groped my way forward and collided with a dangling bundle. Only when it swung back and nearly toppled me did I now it for a corpse, hung by the heels. There were several such, most of them in advanced stages of decay.

“Help,” a thin voice cried. “Please, help me!”

A man kept in a lightless dungeon for twenty years could have been no more thrilled by that voice than I. I had lost all certainty that the world existed, that other creatures than myself existed, that I was not a mad worm in a demon’s bowels. “Where? Where?” I demanded, blundering among the hanging corpses.

I staggered against the shockingly warm body of a woman. Forming those few words had exhausted her stock of speech, but she whimpered. I made to untie her, assuming she was held by a rope, but she was suspended by a hook through her ankles. She screamed when I lifted her to relieve the cruel pressure, but it was a very faint cry indeed. By the time I had extracted the hook and laid her body on the floor she was quite dead.

I touched her dead face. Perhaps the admission does me no credit, but I was relieved to know that my illogical fear was unfounded, that she wasn’t my niece. She was emaciated, and her hair was longer and finer than Susan’s thick curls.

There was one similarity, however: the smallest finger of her left hand had been amputated.

I crept up an ominously swaying and creaking stair to a door that opened on painful sunlight. This place, the brightest and most beautiful I had ever seen, soon faded to its true form as a derelict brothel. It had been so long abandoned that the rats scurrying on their errands spared me no more than occasional glances of annoyance.

I was starved for light, color, distraction, and I found these in the stained murals. The antique hairstyles and unfashionable voluptuousness of the doll-faced wantons were like a peephole on my grandfather’s youthful daydreams. Even the graffiti had charm; but among the specimens of wit that was old-fashioned when I was a boy, the names of lechers whose fires no longer burned and praises of fair ones long past fueling them, my eye fell on one inscription that unnerved me. It may have been a joke or scurrility or even a religious message whose meaning had died with its author, but I doubted it: “Blessed are they that eat and are consumed not.”

A vision of Mrs. Kilpatrick, ghoulishly gnawing while retaining her human form and even her beauty, assaulted me as clearly as if it were displayed among the sprawling whores. I ran from the house. I believed that the street outside was one of a multiplicious tangle jammed between Mt. Tabor and the Miskatonic, but this one’s only distinction was emptiness. I heard sounds of life, but I fancied that they issued from beneath the cobblestones. From the midst of a house-high heap of refuse in an alley, a pale, hairless face seemed to leer at me, but before I could say whether it was a most unlikely dog or something quite different, it vanished. I hurried on.

It struck me belatedly that I should retrace my steps and mark the house of corpses with its entrance to the ghoul-tunnel, but I had wandered too far and inattentively to find my way back. I memorized the names of a few streets, but I was later unable to find them on any map. I must have been in a fugue, as psychologists call it, for I have no clear idea of how I got home. I’m sure no cabby would have allowed me to ride in his car.

“Ay-ay-ay!” Ramon cried when, at long last, he opened the door to me. “The tiger, she really get loose?”

“No, the lady,” I grumbled, and I told him to go flog himself with his questions about my fine topcoat and jacket and sword, then took to my bed for three days and nights.

I was feeling much better, though guilty, when I presented myself for breakfast at my sister’s home. Susan had not succumbed to shock, as I had feared on my way to visit her so belatedly, but she was said to remain dull and listless.

“Let her sleep for now,” Sarah advised, and went on to quiz and tease me about the exhibition I had not seen.

“Mrs. Kilpatrick’s disappeared, you know,” my brother-in-law said, rescuing me from further questions about Niobe. “I went there in the hope of tracing those scoundrels—I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d followed you from her place, friends of hers, the vile bitch—and her servants seem to think she’s finally got what’s coming to her. She hasn’t seen seen since the night Susan was attacked. Doesn’t that suggest—”

He broke off as Susan swept into the room, and he looked even more surprised than I felt. She radiated health and happiness. I had never seen her so lovely. He objected to her being up, but she silenced him with a kiss. She was going out, she said, she felt wonderful. She embraced her mother and then me.

Her kiss was indecorous, to say the least. I wondered if she had gone mad as I recoiled from her snaking tongue. I turned to her father to deny any blame for her behavior, but he stared at me in horror.

“What do you have for me, dear Uncle?” she laughed, poking and tickling and thrusting her hands into my clothing. “Another whistle, perhaps, that I can blow?”

When she groped inside my trousers I seized her wrist. Staring at her hand, I couldn’t believe what I saw. She wrenched it away with nightmarish strength. I kicked my chair over and rose to my feet.

“Who are you?” I cried, gripping her by the shoulders. “What have you done with Susan?”

“No, Uncle!” She slapped me. The blow, from a girl not half my size, sent me sprawling to upset the table. “You’ll never stick your sword in my ass again!”

“No!” Sarah shrieked. “Felix, what does she mean?”

“It’s not she!” I cried, wallowing in broken crockery as I struggled to rise. “Stop the fiend!”

Hazard knew what his daughter’s words meant, or thought he did, and he knocked me down as soon as I managed to get up. I shoved him aside when I rose a second time and ran after the thing masquerading as Susan. It had already fled to the street, but that street was empty by the time I reached it.

When I turned, Hazard bore down on me, his red face working, his fists clenched. Sarah clung to his right arm, but the look she gave me was not one of unqualified support.

“Kill me if I’m wrong,” I said, “but severed fingers don’t grow back.”

“Oh, no!” Sarah screamed. “He’s right! I saw it. How can it be?”

We trudged up to Susan’s room, her father and I. Refusing to wait below with Sarah, he cursed me for a fool and told me to get on with it, damned, fat lecher that I was with my wild tales of fingers growing back. It gave me no consolation that he fell down in a faint when I opened the door on the red, reeking chamber.

I have seen victims of violence. I have dissected many corpses. I had never before seen the victim of a violent dissection. No surgeon would rip a body open in the shortest possible time, strewing limbs and organs about the room, and surely no surgeon would do it while the patient still lived and the heart could spray blood over the walls, the floor, even the ceiling. I nearly collapsed beside the poor child’s father.

As soon as I could master myself I tiptoed into the room. A huge, old oak stood beyond the window, and the window was open. That explained everything, except the boldness and cunning of a ghoul that would cross half the bustling town, from Mt. Tabor Cemetery to Zaman’s Hill, to seize a living victim.

The legends I had collected and half-playfully written down had told the truth. Susan’s heart had been torn from her chest, her brain from her crushed skull. The ghoul had devoured them and mimicked her form. One thing he had not eaten, perhaps purposefully, was her left hand. It lay neatly on the human wrack, unmarked except for the stump of her little finger.

“He liked it,” I muttered to myself, “and came back for more.”

“What?” Hazard groaned. “What?”

I left the room and closed the door on it as I helped him to his feet, but I never repeated the words I had spoken.

I later went to look for the tunnel into the hill. It had been sealed solidly by a massive collapse. My cashmere topcoat and dinner jacket were gone, perhaps to adorn either a homeless person or a ghoul.

Climbing to the top of the hill in a blustery wind that already hinted of winter, I stood and surveyed the city I had loved so much since childhood. The white spires of its old Yankee churches and the Gothic fantasies of its university were dwarfed now by the spindly skeletons of communications towers on every hill; streams of bright, tinny autos disturbed the reverie of its ancient homes on every twisted alley; neon signs and mercury-vapor streetlamps would soon blaze to life, turning the dark and quiet nights I recalled from childhood into a gaudy hell.

Raising my eyes to Zaman’s Hill on the horizon, I suddenly understood how a monster like Roger Kilpatrick could have crossed the city without drawing notice. I had to grip a gravestone for support as I was struck by a horrifying vision of the network of tunnels that must extend from this graveyard. Modern light and clutter and overpopulation would be no impediment to Roger and his colleagues, who could crawl from one end of the city to the other in tunnels whose courses had probably been laid out four centuries ago.

I searched the necropolis for a tomb with a hole in the roof, but there are many such. If I found the one where I had last seen Mrs. Kilpatrick, I didn’t recognize it. No trace of her has yet been found, and I suspect none ever will be. Nothing could induce me to visit Mt. Tabor Cemetery now, and I take roundabout routes to avoid it even in broad daylight, but I am often dragged into its black tunnels in my nightmares: where the vile witch, as hideously transformed as her son, shrieks and gibbers at orgiastic feasts.

Unlike the victim of a random wave or a whirlwind, I knew why I—or why Susan Hazard, I should say—had been struck down, but knowing the reason gave no comfort. Everyone who has ever written of ghouls has noted their delight in grisly pranks, their love of laughter, but I had been singled out for their malice because the dull vermin hadn’t been able to get a joke.

From what I had overheard Mrs. Kilpatrick say to her son, they took that “Ghoulmaster” nonsense seriously, and they resented it.