A few riddles about our favorite monsters.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Swamp Thing with peanut butter?
A: Something disgusting that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q: What is the Loch Ness Monster’s favorite meal?
A: Fish and ships.
Q: How can you tell if Godzilla is a meat-eater or a plant-eater?
A: Lie down on a plate and see what happens.
Q: Do zombies smell as rotten as they look?
A: Only a phew.
Q: What kind of tablet did the Cyclops buy?
A: An iPad.
Q: What did Count Dracula say when his son kept asking riddles?
A: You drive me batty!
Q: Who attends plays at Pyramid Elementary?
A: Mummies and Deadies.