You think you are the lost princess, but your hair isn’t long enough. Someone has been riding your giraffe. Every morning, the rooster raises the sun from his throat. A wolf is trapped in your bathroom; he huffs and puffs against the tub. Someone has been rifling though your toy box. The spoons in the grass are there to dig a moat. There is no explanation about the cookies. Someone has been wearing your clothes and they fit just right. In the event of a water landing, nothing you own will turn into a boat.