WHY WE NEED UNIONS

After Aesop

If the lion wants more

than his share, give it to him.

At least try, for Christ’s sake,

to strike a deal.

Forget your zealous politics.

Don’t be the ass, and want

to divide things equally

when equal you’re not.

You’ll be visited in broad daylight.

The jungle has its government.

The fox understands. After the lion

kills the ass for being an ass,

that is, for not knowing the limitations

of being clawless and without a plan,

the fox gives the lion a lion’s share.

What’s fair is for goose and gander,

for those capable of love, and even then,

even then … life being what it is

the rest of us spend most of it

dreaming of revenge.