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Brandon uploads a photo of his shirt to IG. It has “Blind For Love” written on the back. But actually, he’s blind drunk.

He’s bored at his own party, which always happens. Brandon has to liven this shit up. Everyone else thinks his parties are so legendary, but within an hour Brandon wants to unfollow the DJ and kick everyone out. He’s seen it all before.

Two topless girls drag him into the hot tub and he’s entertained for a fleeting moment. It never lasts. He sees Bea through the crowd, rocking a bright yellow Giambattista Valli tulle dress.

Bea doesn’t hold him down. He hasn’t talked to her all night, and he’s currently in a hot tub with two half-naked girls, but when the party is over, he’ll take her up to his room and close the door and she’ll rub his head until he falls asleep.

The topless girls start making out but Brandon isn’t paying attention; he’s on his phone, going through DMs from more girls. He sends the location. He isn’t even sure who he’s contacting. His vision is too blurry to focus on the nudes they’re sending him. Followers all look the same after a while.

A new photo appears at the top of his feed. It’s of his mom with IVs in her arms, dark circles under her eyes. She captioned the photo “Keeping the faith! Finding a cure! Believing in the healing power of love! #holistictreatment #nottodaycancer.” Brandon tries to focus on the picture but his mother is so distorted it’s like she took the photo with a really old iPhone. Her low-res smile hides her pain.

He keeps scrolling and stops at a photo someone posted from the party, which is of this blond girl who doesn’t notice that her photo is being taken. Brandon realizes it’s Hailey’s cousin Lily, who everyone has been buzzing about. One of the comments is a link to an article on Radar Online. Brandon opens it.

Finally, some excitement! Hailey’s cousin is getting dragged hard.

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