greta.strom

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magarsabnan So disgusting ew

itsmehillary99 U have a mental issue.

itsmehillary99 Psycho

laura.gough1 Get help

meg_baked1217 @itsnotbritneybitchitsmimi yeah ikr she has ‘human feeling’ nah man people hate each other it’s just human nature get over it

They need wood for the firepit. Brandon bought an ax because he’s basically Patrick Bateman from American Psycho and Idris is being a misogynistic jerk saying the guys will go get it and so Greta grabs the ax and starts a revolution.

“Um, Greta…,” Joel calls after her but Greta is already walking toward the woods. She lifts her hand in the air and gives the boys the middle finger.

“Come on, girls!” she yells.

Lily is right behind her, and Hailey and Bea follow them into the woods. Greta wishes Hailey wouldn’t. It’s not like it’s the first time they’ve played dirty in the press. That was basically them all season 1. But Greta’s sick of it. She wants only real relationships from now on.

Greta leads them deeper into the woods, gaining some satisfaction from Hailey screaming at every bug she sees and crying about “furry spiders.” Greta knows this is torture for her. Hailey is afraid of everything. She has to take Xanax before she’ll fly anywhere. On the cast trip to the Bahamas, Hailey had to hold Greta’s hand as the private jet took off.

“Does anyone know how to chop wood?” Bea asks. They all stop walking and look at each other.

“How hard can it be?” Greta asks.

“I think we’re lost,” Hailey says. She holds up her phone. “I’m not getting a connection.”

“I am,” Lily says. She’s looking up how to split firewood on Google. “There’s a website called ‘The Art of Manliness’ with a step-by-step guide. We might need a chopping block…”

“The Art of Manliness?” Greta shakes her head. “The fucking patriarchy. I’d like to chop off its dick!” She lets out her rage by bringing the ax down on the stump of a tree that has fallen over. It doesn’t exactly split it but she keeps hacking at it until chunks of wood break off. Who says they have to be logs?

“Or you could just do that,” Lily says, putting away her phone.

“Watch it!” Hailey gasps. “You’re swinging that thing like a maniac!”

Greta stops hacking at the tree stump and spins around to face Hailey. It’s like the forest becomes still as Lily and Bea and the animals in the woods wait to see what Greta will do next. Greta backs Hailey against a tree and lifts the ax, holding it to Hailey’s neck. Hailey swallows nervously.

“I’d chop off your head if I didn’t think two more would pop up in its place,” Greta says.

“Back off, creep!” Hailey pushes Greta. Greta throws the ax into the woods. She doesn’t need it. She pushes Hailey back and Hailey goes flying into the tree.

“You bitch!”

Hailey lunges at Greta.

“Stop!” Lily tries to take a step forward but Bea holds her.

The revolution has gone a bit sideways. There’s hair-pulling and they’re rolling around in the mud. Greta has Hailey pinned.

“What kind of a friend are you?” she asks.

“You’re the one who tried to make me look bad by planting the story on Radar about Joel and Lily!” Hailey says through gritted teeth. She uses all her strength to get free from Greta’s restraint, then pushes her off. They stand and face each other.

“You’re right,” Greta says. “I did plant that story. I know how to get you where it hurts.”

“Why would that hurt?” Lily asks. She looks at Hailey. “I thought you told me you weren’t interested in Joel?”

“Are you kidding?” Greta laughs. “She’d kill for him.”